novelonline Chapter 785 Free up the battlefield for Li Hong
Chapter 785 Free up the battlefield for Li Hong
Chapter 785 Free up the battlefield for Li Hong
After hearing that her aunt got along well with Zhong Kui, Rourou booked a whole floor in the best flower house in Pingkangfang, and invited Yunchu, Di Renjie, Zhong Kui, Lao He from the Imperial Medical Office, and Lao He from the Palace Gate Bureau. Huang found a crude reason for a small-scale internal gathering.
The reason is to give Zhong Kui, a man who is insulated from women, a pre-marital education.
Yun Chu didn't believe this rotten reason, he was more inclined to be gentle and wanted to go, but he just pulled his group to cover it up for him.
It's suspicious to go to Hua's house alone, but it's a little better if you go with a group of people, whether it's Yushi's side or his wife's side, it's easy to explain.
It is interesting to go to Pingkangfang naturally after dark.
Therefore, Yunchu changed his clothes in the evening despite Yu Xiurong's nagging.
"What things can't be discussed at home, in the official office, and you have to go to Hua's house? I heard from Gongsun that there are no good girls there."
Yun Chu put on a soft-fin webbed head, but Yu Xiurong replaced it with a soft-finned webbed head inlaid with a piece of white jade.
After Yun Chu put on the green shirt, Yu Xiurong took off the leather belt and replaced it with a jade belt.
Yun Chu just hung a piece of fragrant wood pendant on his belt, but Yu Xiurong replaced it with a jade pendant made of suet white jade.
As for the boots on his feet, Yun Chu didn't plan to wear them himself, because they would definitely be replaced by Yu Xiurong.
Sure enough, Yu Xiurong put on the black leather six-heel boots that Yun Chu wore when he was in court. This kind of boots is mainly noble and generous. It is made of seven pieces of leather and has only six seams.
In summer, as long as other people don't appear on important occasions, they wear thin and soft boots, and there are people who wear these long leather boots.
Looking at Yu Xiurong who was squatting on the ground helping him put on his boots, Yun Chu said helplessly, "You're worried that I won't get athlete's foot, are you?"
Yu Xiurong didn't answer, but pulled Yunchu up from the chair, looked him up and down, left and right, and thoughtfully wiped some water on his handkerchief to tidy up the two mustaches on Yunchu's upper lip, and then he said in satisfaction, "This is the best way." .”
Yun Chu looked at himself in a glamorous attire and said puzzledly: "I'm going to have a banquet in the brothel tonight, if you dress me up like this, won't you be afraid of being caught by the goblins in Hua's family?"
Yu Xiurong looked at his work with satisfaction and said: "The people in the brothel are a group of very sensible women.
I like wealthy businessmen with a lot of money the most. As for people like my husband who seem to be noble at first glance, they will only serve them carefully, and will never get entangled. "
Yun Chu looked at his fairly handsome face in the bronze mirror and said, "Why, don't you think people like me are not attractive?"
Yu Xiurong hugged Yun Chu's waist, put his head on his neck and said intoxicatedly: "They know that everyone likes a handsome man like Husband, but they are not the ones they can like.
Under normal circumstances, a handsome man like the husband has a jealous tigress behind him. Once they are targeted by an unreasonable rich tigress, they will never end well.
Those women who are facing Qin Muchu are smart. "
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I remember that in the brothel, your husband still had some reputation, and everyone liked to ask me to write poems."
Yu Xiurong curled her lips and said: "That happened when my husband was not a marquis. Now, I bet that there is absolutely no brothel woman who dares to ask her husband to write poems."
Yun Chu laughed loudly, patted Yu Xiurong's small face and said, "I want to see it tonight."
Yu Xiurong's expression changed, and he immediately shouted outside: "Liu Fei, you will follow Lord Hou tonight."
Seeing the bloated Liu Fei appearing at the door, Yun Chu couldn't help but said, "Shouldn't Fei Jiu follow?"
Gritting her thin teeth, Yu Xiurong stuffed Yunchu's horizontal knife into Liu Fei's arms, and said, "Let Liu Fei go, Fei Jiu is unreliable."
"Which man will bring a servant with him to the brothel... or such a fat servant... will be laughed at..."
Yun Chu muttered and left the room, Liu Fei followed closely with the Hengdao tightly in his arms, it seemed that she planned not to leave even a single step tonight.
Before leaving the house, Li Hong suddenly appeared in a different outfit, followed by Xiao Siye, who was over two meters tall, and another burly man in black.
"Master, I'll go too." Li Hong followed, flicking the ponytail behind his head.
"Go, go, that's not the place for children to go. Also, how do you know?"
"Today I watched Zhong Kui teach Li Si how to play sticks, from what he heard, he is different from your master, he is an honest gentleman.
And, master, I have grown up. "
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "You are going to cause trouble for everyone. You will have fun by then. We are all worried and can't play anymore. So, if you want to watch singing and dancing, you should watch it in the East Palace Bar."
"The palace is boring."
"Xu Jingzong's house has a scene of a naked woman riding a donkey across the overpass all year round. You might as well go and see it."
"I'm not going. What I want to see are singing and dancing, not naked women."
"Look, if you say you haven't grown up, you still don't believe it. Some man goes to the brothel to watch singing and dancing. We all go to see beauties."
Li Hong was a little disappointed. Although he was the crown prince, his freedom was restricted. If Yunchu dared to take him to the brothel today, within three days, Yunchu's reputation would be ruined, and it would be the kind of smell that will last forever.
There was no other way but to disappoint Li Hong.
Pingkangfang is actually on the edge of Dongshi. If Yunchu is willing to build up the Wannian county government and stay on the second floor, he will be able to meet those alluring women in Pingkangfang.
Wenrou was the first to come as the master. When Yunchu arrived with Liu Fei, Wenrou had already been lying on the slender legs of a singer for a long time.
Seeing Yunchu coming in, he waved his hands casually, even if he had greeted him, but when he saw Liu Fei behind Yunchu, his eyes became weird.
Clap your hands, and a young old bustard came out from behind the curtain. After greeting Yun Chu, the old bustard took Liu Fei's hand affectionately and said, "Your sister is really rich, tell me how you can Eat like you, now, fat and beautiful people have become popular in Chang'an..."
Regardless of the fact that the old bustard is a lowly one, when it comes to the ability to get close, it is simply not comparable to someone like Liu Fei who has been in the kitchen for a long time.
With just a few words, Liu Fei chatted very enthusiastically with the old bustard, but Yun Chu didn't hear what they said.
The wide hall is covered with a thick woolen carpet, the kind that can sink half of your foot when you step on it, and a two-foot-high slide rail is laid on the carpet. With a gentle wave of your hand, a pot of wine Sliding along the slide rails to the front of Liu Fei and the old bustard.
"Thank you officer for giving me the wine." The old bustard stood up and bowed gracefully. Her beautiful, smooth back was exposed from the wide collar. It can be said that since entering this room, everything is interesting.
When Di Renjie came, he was carried in by two beautiful singers. Seeing Liu Fei was there, he immediately took his hands away from the singer's shoulders, and then looked at Yunchu with sharp eyes.
The old bustard naturally saw Di Renjie's displeasure, picked up a huge wine bottle and said to Liu Fei, "It's the first time I see my sister, let's have a drink."
Liu Fei was about to get up to say hello to Di Renjie, but when he saw Di Renjie sitting next to Rou Rou, he ignored her, so he picked up the wine bottle and drank it down.
The old bustard quickly filled up the wine bottle again. Liu Fei had never drank such delicious sweet wine, and he drank it all in one gulp.
Taking a gentle look at Liu Fei's already flushed face, he raised his wine glass and said to Di Renjie, "It's so late."
Di Renjie said: "It's even more disappointing to come early."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "It's not my fault, it was arranged by Xiurong. I promised her before that the family affairs are all under her control, including me."
Di Renjie disdained Yunchu's explanation, and said to Ruan Rou: "You are invited with wine, why?"
He smiled softly and said: "Brother Zhong Kui is about to do something good, lest he follow in Xue Wanche's footsteps, so let's hold a banquet to open his eyes for him."
Di Renjie nodded and said: "That's right. When Xue Wanche married Princess Danyang, they didn't sit together for several months, and cried to Emperor Taizong, only to find out that although this person is the champion of the three armies, he doesn't understand the relationship between men and women. It's natural for you to have this worry."
Yun Chu sneered and said: "Nonsense, Xue Wanche is the son of Xue Shixiong, the former Sui Zuo Yuwei General. He has a lot of servants and maidservants in his family since he was a child, and there must be a lot of polite masters. How can he not know about men and women?
Also, Zhong Kui is probably the person who reads the most among our group of people. He is not a fool, how can he not know? "
Even though Yun Chu's analysis was very reasonable and gentle, Di Renjie and the others could not hear it, so they heard Di Renjie say: "I just don't know if the women here will accept Brother Zhong Kui."
Wen Rou raised his glass and laughed loudly: "Even if women all over the world despise Brother Zhong Kui, Brother Zhong Kui will definitely get the best comfort here, because I gave a lot of money tonight."
Just as the three men were interacting obscenely, Liu Fei fell headlong on the short table with a thud, while the old bustard put away the drunkenness he had shown and regained his flowery smile.
After clapping their hands lightly, two women who were stronger than Liu Fei came out, carrying the drunk Liu Fei behind Yun Chu.
"Pair the anti-virus medicine with Baihua nectar, and the big gun cattle will fall back." Gentle and proud, he raised his wine glass.
Yun Chu touched the horizontal knife in his hand and said, "What are you going to do tonight?"
Gently sighed and said: "Some strange people came and they were going to fight each other. After thinking about it for a long time, I felt that I couldn't stop them. I needed to let them do what they wanted, so I called all the big guys together to give them a chance to mobilize."
At the beginning of Yun, Di Renjie knew that all the strange people who came out of Wen Rou's mouth were either the emperor's, the empress's, or the prince Li Hong's.
The reason why they are said to be strange is because these people can obviously do anything in a fair manner, but they have to cover their faces and do some shameful things.
Li Hong was in the Yun family, which was a safer place than the East Palace, so Yun Chu didn't care about those strange people.
Gently clapping hands, a group of musicians and singers with various musical instruments came out from behind the curtain.
As soon as the tone came up, Yunchu whispered to Wenrou: "Do you have to disgust Master Xuanzang and me here?"
There was a gentle and silent laugh, and then, a gentle female voice sounded in the hall.
"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating. I quietly asked the holy monk whether my daughter is beautiful..."
(End of this chapter)