novelonline Chapter 1002: Slurp
Chapter 1002: Slurp
Chapter 1002: Slurp
After reaching this conclusion, [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] realized that the difficulty of succeeding the mission was extremely great.
He began to read the task interface again, with his eyes particularly fixed on the task requirements column.
[Task requirements: In the next three days, your behavior and thoughts will calculate a certain scumbag value. As long as the value is greater than the other party's licking dog value, you will get the final victory! ]
'Behavior, performance, thoughts.'
At this moment, [The Most Affectionate in Jiuzhou] understood why [I am not a bootlicker] increased his bootlicker value by 50 or 100 each time, but only increased a little when his own value was at its lowest. The fundamental reason was that his own scumbag behavior had been restrained, and most importantly, this was a means and a skill for him.
[I am not a bootlicker] completely integrates the bootlicker behavior into his bones, and his actions will give himself feedback of pleasant and satisfied emotions.
However, [The Most Affectionate Person in Kyushu] deliberately teased a group of female players including [Shuang Wuxia], just to complete the task.
He would not feel very happy. After all, the strongest seal, the Novice Pants, prevented him from taking further actions. So even if he got angry, the best result would be offline contact.
It is obvious that since Brother Deep Love can trigger this title, he must have already tried all the delicacies in real life. The high threshold has also caused his interest in some aspects to decrease significantly.
It’s not like [I’m not a bootlicker], where the threshold is so low that a response from the goddess can make you happy for a whole day.
At this time, the topic of conversation had entered the second stage. Under the guidance of [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu], the members of the fan club began to talk about Xue Wuxia.
He didn't know much about this Taoist, and he hadn't used it as a breakthrough point before because if he pretended to know something when he didn't, there was a high probability that he would end up making things worse.
But as their relationship improved, he could use the fact that he knew nothing about Xue Wuxia to attract spontaneous recommendations from these fan clubs.
For fans, it is natural that they hope that their favorite idols will be recognized and admired by more people from the bottom of their hearts, including the leader of the fan club [Shuang Wuxia] who is even more enthusiastic about this matter, especially players like Deep Love Brother who have a certain influence and have soldiers and food under his command.
In fact, [The Most Affectionate Man in Jiuzhou] had no interest in this topic at all. He had already joined the Ghost Market, so what was the point in wasting time getting to know the masters of the Dao Realm.
Just because of the title task, he deliberately created this lively chat atmosphere.
"Suck~"
[The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] took a sip of the milk tea that [I'm Not a Bootlicker] had just handed to him, and he felt that the starting line for both parties was not at the same position.
And the most troublesome thing is that the other party is a super rare type of bootlicker who will lick your ass for thousands of years!
The realm of this kind of dog licker is too high. His understanding of love is completely selfless dedication and sacrifice, without the slightest possessiveness. Everything is for the goddess. As long as the goddess is happy, he is willing to die, not to mention pushing her away when he has no strength.
The Zhong Daping who was dealt with by [The Deepest Affection in Jiuzhou] before was also a dog. He had been asking for whatever he wanted from Shangguan Feiyan for more than ten years, but he still had a strong possessive desire for Shangguan Feiyan in his heart. It's just that Shangguan Feiyan's level was too high, and she was able to counter his moves and resolve them easily.
However, it is also because of the possessive desire that [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] can successfully lure him to the black line.
But the [I'm not a bootlicker] in front of him really achieved the state of being strong without desire, and he didn't even launch any offensive. It seemed that the other party was very happy when he noticed that [Shuang Wuxia] was chatting with him, and he was ready to buy his breakfast every day from now on.
"Suck~"
This cup of milk tea is very telling. The other party saw that [Shuang Wuxia] was thirsty from chatting, so it was normal for him to hand over a drink at the right time, but he just brought a cup for himself.
'No, we can't go on like this!'
[The Most Affectionate Person in Jiuzhou] noticed that the opponent's dog-licking value had exceeded one thousand points. Even if he won by quantity, he had just reached three hundred points. At this moment, he knew that if he continued to stay here, it would only encourage the opponent to lick more and more obsessively.
After these three days, I'm afraid the dog-licking value will at least exceed five figures.
Even if I were to fire all over the map, use all my skills, and fight non-stop like crazy, the maximum I could reach was five thousand!
The starting points are different, the mentality is different, and even the attitude towards completing the task is different. The most important thing is that you need to work hard to score points, while the other party is equivalent to doing daily tasks that need to be completed, which can make the dog-licking value increase rapidly.
This is equivalent to a martial artist with excellent qualifications competing with a monster who can grow stronger with just a breath in order to see who can improve their realm faster. Even if the former tries harder, he cannot make up for the gap caused by his talent!
And the foundation of [I am not a bootlicker] in the bootlicker world is at the level of becoming an immortal in one step!
'It is also very likely that the attempt to blacken him will fail. After all, judging from his skilled licking skills, he has already reached the level of having no desires and only wants the goddess to be happy. So how do we break the deadlock next?'
Just as [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] was feeling overwhelmed and thinking of countermeasures while continuing to maintain the lively chat atmosphere on the field, [The Immortal Evil God] came over with a group of corpse players.
When Brother Shenqing noticed that there were some girls in the group of zombie players, he immediately expanded his fish pond with his excellent chatting skills. This also caused a sudden increase in the number of girls, so that the gap between his and [I am not a bootlicker's] value was not too big for a while.
At the same time, something mentioned by the Immortal Evil God allowed him to find an excellent breakthrough point.
"I was assigned to the Wind Team. It says that your support group can work with us. Of course, you can also cooperate with the Moon Team if you want."
"Team Wind? Team Moon?" [Shuang Wuxia] was puzzled.
"I don't know what it means, but there are suddenly two more team names. Maybe it's to facilitate deployment."
[Frost Imperfection] nodded without thinking any more, and at this time [The First Deepest Affection in Kyushu] suggested:
"We, the White Tiger Warriors, have been assigned to the Moon Team. Captain, as reinforcements, why don't you send a few of us to take a look and then make a decision."
"Okay." [Shuang Wuxia] agreed happily. After all, the chat with the other party just now was very pleasant and provided her with a lot of emotional value. Then she looked around and saw those sluts in her own fan club. They were making faces and almost raised their hands to say "choose me, choose me". She was also very troubled.
In fact, when she noticed the title of "The Most Affectionate Man in Kyushu" and "The Grandmaster of Scumbag Men", she was still very alert.
But after chatting for a while, she found that the other party was not intentionally raising fish. You can't mistakenly assume that the other party likes you just because he is a little enthusiastic. Even with [Frost Flawless]'s outstanding appearance, you can feel that the other party is just politely making friends.
On the contrary, it was this subtle sense of distance that she deliberately maintained that made the scoundrels in her own fan club start to have evil thoughts.
Then, he directly rejected those candidates who made eyes at him, and looked at several male members with strong abilities.
At this time, [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] said again:
"With my spiritual power, I can sense that this brother's realm is not low. When the time comes, he will be introduced to other player groups in the Moon Team as a representative of the Daozi Support Group. This will also better reflect the combat power of your support group."
"That's a good idea."
[Shuang Wuxia] looked at [I'm Not a Bootlicker]. The other party was second only to himself in strength in the fan group. Now he also belonged to the first echelon of player combat power. Sending him out would also make his own fan group famous!
So [Shuang Wuxia] nodded in agreement decisively, and selected several players who had reached the level of Green-Veined Taoist Soldiers.
When [I'm Not a Bootlicker] saw that his goddess was about to leave, he looked a little indignant, but as a bootlicker, he would inevitably agree with all of the goddess' ideas without thinking, so he did not object, but just agreed silently.
[The Deepest Affection in Jiuzhou] After noticing that his dog-licking value had gone up by another 100, he really wanted to curse in his heart, but he still politely led the way.
As long as the dog and the goddess can be separated, the dog-licking behavior will be put to an end. After all, the other party's licking skills are devoted to [Shuang Wuxia] alone, while his own licking skills are to accept all comers. Since the growth rate of the score is difficult to surpass the other party, he will choose to drag him down.
So now we should stop the growth of the dog-licking value from the source of the problem, and we can try to reverse the abnormal thinking of "I am not a dog-licking" while continuing to flirt with girls to increase the scumbag value!
This is the most effective plan that [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] suddenly came up with!
The arrival of the [Undead Evil God] not only explains the division between Team Wind and Team Moon, but also notifies everyone that they can go to the fourth line of defense and prepare to participate in the next battle.
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"What's going on at the back?" [Your lovely ancestor] asked the player next to him, and pointed at the two people at the end of the team who didn't look like they were on the same team just by looking at their nicknames.
"I don't know, is that licker from Daozi's fan club, or was he specially invited by Deep Affectionate Brother?"
"Michiko's support group?" [Your lovely ancestor] raised his eyebrows and said seriously, "I heard that the leader of that support group."
"What happened to the captain?"
"Very smooth~~~" [Your lovely ancestor] raised his lips, as if he had guessed [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu]'s thoughts, "This is to prepare for the opportunity to take advantage of the situation, and to deal with our own people first."
"No, no." Looking at his boss who suddenly became wretched, the player explained seriously, "Brother Shenqing said before that female players are all poor nowadays. In order to support us five hundred White Tiger Warriors, he divides his time with those rich NPC ladies. Why would he spend so much time and energy on the players?"
"Maybe it's true love!"
"puff!"
"Chi~"
"Hey hey hey!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
The players who had been listening attentively to their boss' analysis suddenly started laughing.
Just kidding, as the founder of a scumbag, the probability of meeting true love is as high as the sudden bankruptcy of this game company. Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Then [Your lovely ancestor] also laughed out loud. After all, he was just joking. Then he found the Daoyu players who were accompanying them and inquired about the situation. After confirming the lickspittle identity of [I am not a lickspittle], he vaguely guessed that the other party might be thinking of creating another blackened dog, so he stopped paying attention to the two of them.
He believed in the methods of [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu]. Judging from the ecological food chain alone, the two sides were several levels apart.
No matter what the other party is going to do, it is absolutely easy to grasp~
However, at this moment, [The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] fully experienced from [I'm Not a Dog] what it means to be a scholar meeting a soldier, and unable to explain himself clearly.
"What do you think of this mission?"
"What do you mean by that? I'll just pretend it doesn't exist. Damn it, you actually called me a bootlicker!"
The affectionate man who had been observing the expression of "I'm not a bootlicker" suddenly felt that the conversation had broken down after he noticed that the other party really felt from the bottom of his heart that he was not a bootlicker. According to his experience, this kind of self-hypnosis to the point of being completely unaware is the most difficult to deal with.
Then he said seriously: "I want to win!"
"Then you should be safe! I'm not a bootlicker, how can I get the bootlicker value!" [I'm not a bootlicker] also answered very seriously.
[The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] glanced at the task interface.
[Scumbag value: 332.]
[Dog Licking Value: 1250.]
Knock you, this is the gap after he separated each other.
"Take a look at the task interface first."
[I am not a bootlicker] was shocked after reading it! Then he looked at [The Most Affectionate Man in Kyushu] with contempt. The meaning of his eyes was very clear, little dog! You are worthy of being called the ancestor of scumbags!
Because he lacked self-awareness about his own dog-licking value, he felt that the score of 1250 was not high. Perhaps some of his behaviors led to a misjudgment of the task. But even so, he still exceeded the opponent by nearly a thousand points.
This doesn't mean that you are a slut, it just means that the other person is not a scumbag enough!
"You have to work hard. To be honest, I am really annoyed that I got this crappy title for no reason. I don't want any more title effects, so I will cooperate with you to win!"
[The Deepest Affectionate Person in Kyushu] was silent for a while. He looked at [I am not a bootlicker] with a serious face. Especially after confirming that the other party's words were full of sincerity, he wanted to blow his head off with one hand!
He suspected that the other party had no brains and was just licking!
At this moment, the team has already approached the fourth line of defense. After noticing the terrifying momentum of the rat swarm gathering in the distance, [I am not a bootlicker] said with some worry:
"If the fight starts later and I'm not there to help her take the damage, what if she gets bitten by those damn rats? Even though I've turned on the pain-free function, I've seen players on the forum who were bitten to death by rats all have big psychological traumas."
[Dog-licking value: 1250→1300.]
[The Deepest Affection in Kyushu] was silent, poked the other party and said:
"Look at the dog-licking value."
"I've already told you I'm not a bootlicker! Damn it! How did it jump to 1300 for no apparent reason? I'm just a little worried, what's wrong with that? If those ugly rats really bite her, it would be an unforgivable blasphemy!"
[Dog-licking value: 1300→1350.]
"There's something wrong with this mission, right? I'm worried about her, so I'm considered a lickspittle? This is bullshit! The dog system doesn't know what true love is!"
[Dog-licking value: 1350→1400.]
"Oh shit! It's still going up! I'm crazy."
[The Most Affectionate Person in Kyushu] He covered the other person's mouth in time. He had discovered that the other person's licking skills not only achieved the unity of knowledge and action, but also broke through to the state of no moves being better than moves. His every word and action showed the style of a dog licker.
Damn it! Let's start the war! We can't let him have the time to think about random things!
(End of this chapter)