novelonline Chapter 693 Detective Holmolin
Chapter 693 Detective Holmolin
Chapter 693 Detective Holmolin
Darkness' face was red and she was panting.
Although he had no hope, Xiaolin still asked, "So, is this pair of underwear yours, Darkness?"
"Xiao-Lin... y-what do you think?"
She said this shyly.
Xiao Lin frowned, thinking that this guy might be crazy again, so he said unhappily, "What do you think? Black and translucent, very seductive, isn't it? I think this mature style suits you very well, Darkness."
"You, since you said that, you must have imagined me wearing those underwear in your mind, right!?"
After saying this, the perverted female knight began to pant.
Darkness is still the same...
But are the words she said credible, or does she just want to seduce me?
To be on the safe side, let me record this testimony first.
Xiaolin's silence made Darkness misunderstand. She laughed in a low voice, "Hehehe, I see. You really imagined it. Xiaolin really knows how to be loyal to his own desires."
"I don't want you to say that!"
Xiaolin couldn't help but complain loudly.
He only asked this question in order to find the owner, unlike Darkness, a pervert who was always fantasizing. To be honest, this guy was more loyal to his desires than himself.
"That, that..."
"What's wrong, Huihui? Why are you suddenly hesitating? Do you want to go to the bathroom?"
"No! You've been holding on to those panties since just now. I think it's better not to do this."
Huihui pointed at his right hand.
Xiao Lin lowered his head and looked at it, then said in deep agreement, "Ah, that's right. After all, the owner will feel sad. Besides, she will feel embarrassed if she keeps holding it."
"That's right. Besides, the material of the underwear is so good. It would be a shame if it got damaged."
Huihui said this casually.
Kobayashi rubbed it subconsciously with his right hand. It really felt smooth and slippery. It must be a very expensive private item.
He didn't really understand these things, so when he learned that this little item was worth tens of thousands of eris, he felt that it was easy to make money from women. Apart from this, he had no other thoughts.
"that……"
Wiz said in a low voice, somewhat embarrassed, "It's a bit inappropriate to spread it out and look at it."
"Hey, Xiaolin, you didn't do this on purpose, did you?" The stupid goddess said this.
Aqua threw dirty water on him every chance she got.
I really want to punch her.
……Eh?
Wait a minute, how can I tell the texture of the underwear just by looking at it?
Are all girls so powerful?
But it is indeed smooth in the hand, and feels very good against the skin. The texture is of high quality. I don’t know how it feels when worn on the body... Bah, bah, bah, this is a bad idea, I’ll distance myself from it quickly.
If you play with it for too long, you will be considered a pervert.
Let me record this sentence as a testimony first.
At this time, Youyou noticed her good friend next to her and asked in confusion: "Huihui, are you hot? Why is your face so red?"
“What—! No, no, don’t talk nonsense!” Huihui retorted excitedly.
Ok?
As if noticing Xiaolin's suspicious look, Huihui quickly turned her head and said awkwardly, "Yes, that's right. After hearing what you said, Yunyun, the room really seems to be a little hot. Look, Yunyun's face is sweating too, isn't it? I really can't do anything about you. Let me wipe it off for you."
"Eh? I didn't--"
"Come on! You're welcome!"
When Youyou was caught off guard, Huihui rushed forward and rubbed her soft and white cheek vigorously with a rag, causing her to scream in pain.
“Hmm?! My face, it’s so uncomfortable when you rub it like this… mmmmmm!”
"Oh my, it's so hot today..."
Hearing Yunyun say this, Huihui distanced herself and wiped her head with a rag.
So suspicious.
But it was so obvious that it was hard for me to judge... And it was hard to judge Darkness's reaction. He had originally excluded the perverted female knight, but her reaction seemed to be saying that it was her new piano piece, which made him a little unsure whether it was true or not.
I want to gather some more information.
Just in case, ask other people for their opinions.
Kobayashi looked at the other girls with suspicion, causing them to take several steps back in fear.
Chris yelled, "Hey, didn't we just agree that this has nothing to do with us?"
"Even if you ask me, I have nothing to answer you." Youyou covered her legs.
indeed.
They all have alibis, and rather than requiring their wisdom, they might prefer not to be involved right now.
The Lich Queen remained silent.
Seeing her reaction, it seemed like she had some idea, so Xiaolin quickly asked, "Wiz, do you have any idea?"
"Well, we were talking about the fabric. A handkerchief of the same material would probably be worth tens of thousands of eris."
"Well, I knew it."
Although I was mentally prepared, I was still a little surprised when I heard the price. How could a pair of underwear be worth so much money? However, if there are some gentlemen with unknown fetishes, they will probably spend more money on it.
"What's even more worth mentioning is the embroidery. Isn't it very delicate?"
"Now that you mention it... Indeed, I can't embroider it even if I'm beaten to death."
Spread the panties open to examine the embroidery.
This was probably some special pattern that Kobayashi had never seen before, but the embroidery on it was extremely complicated, and his handwork was not as good as Aqua's, so he couldn't embroider it at all.
Wiz nodded seriously.
"So, I think this pair of underwear is very valuable."
“Eh? Are you guessing based on experience? Does Wiz also wear this kind of underwear?”
Somehow, Xiaolin suddenly had a strong desire to explore, and his eyes slid down to her buttocks. To be honest, if he didn't still have a little conscience, the five-sighted omnipotent perspective ability would have been activated.
Wiz quickly covered her legs and took several steps back.
"I, I didn't say that!"
She seemed very resistant.
If she had not been at the mansion yesterday, Xiaolin would have definitely listed her as a suspect.
But it is indeed as Wiz said, the embroidery on it is lifelike, and a lot of effort has been put into even the inconspicuous places. It can be said to be equivalent to the brand-name products in the real world.
Okay, let’s record this testimony as well!
At this time, Hui Hui raised her voice slightly and shouted, “Hey, Xiao Lin, what are you staring at? Wait, you are not going to smell it!”
"I didn't smell it!"
Xiao Lin subconsciously refuted, but soon pinched his chin and said with understanding: "Hey, wait a minute, the taste... I didn't expect this. The taste is also a criterion for judgment."
In modern times, many military forces have dogs serving as police officers. Thanks to their dog noses, they can smell special smells that normal people can't smell, arrest criminals, or look for special illegal items... Wait, so, can he also follow suit?
I didn't expect Kobayashi to actually think about this. Huihui couldn't help but cross her arms and look at him in disbelief, shouting.
"You, you, you, no way!"
"Wow - that's a bit too much."
“Even I can’t bear to watch it.”
Chris and Darkness also came to condemn him.
"Just kidding, just kidding." Xiao Lin waved his hands and said, "How could I do such a thing? It's just a joke."
Even if I wanted to smell it, I wouldn't do it in front of them.
Besides, Xiaolin doesn’t have a dog’s nose, so he probably can’t smell any special smell to determine who the owner is.
Megumin seemed to be slightly resisting.
"Xiao Lin's words don't sound like a joke."
“Hey, Huihui, why are you so excited?”
“Eh!? That’s because…”
As Xiaolin kept asking her questions, she looked around, her forehead was slightly sweaty, and she stammered and couldn't speak.
"what."
"What's wrong, Youyou?"
"No, it's nothing."
Youyou shook her head, and soon said in confusion: "I just feel like I have seen this pair of underwear somewhere. Oh, I remember buying this pair when I was shopping before..."
“Youyou! If you want to talk to yourself, don’t let others hear you!” Huihui interrupted her excitedly.
Xiao Lin looked at the little Loli with strange eyes.
"What, what's wrong, Xiaolin? If you look at me like that again, I'll blast you with explosion magic!"
"Hehe, I see. That's what's going on."
"What, what's going on?"
“All the pieces of the puzzle are now complete.”
Xiao Lin is not a slow-witted man, on the contrary, his brain is very flexible. At the beginning, he was indeed flustered because he accidentally stole his underwear, which led to his emotional instability and low IQ, but after such a long time, and someone revealed such a big clue, if he still can't find it, he will be a complete fool.
"Come on, start proving the facts! Underpants Judge, the court is in session!"
he shouted.
His sudden outburst of madness surprised and bewildered everyone.
Aqua looked at Kobayashi, who was stretching his arms as if reaching for the sky, and asked curiously, "I say, Kobayashi, you're talking about the court session, but what on earth are you thinking?"
"It's an established fact that Kobayashi is guilty, there's no need to discuss it further," Huihui said.
"Hum hum--"
Xiaolin raised a finger and said smugly, "Idiot, the referee is just a cover."
"You'll know once you open your mouth."
"As expected of Xiaolin, he has completely fallen."
"A man I identify with."
"So, what is the purpose of this referee?"
"That is--"
Facing Youyou's confused yet innocent question, Xiaolin struck a strange pose and shouted, "Let me figure out who the real owner of this pair of underwear is!"
“Wait, wait…! You’re deliberately doing something this outrageous in front of everyone?!”
"Ah, if I don't do this, I can't confirm whether my reasoning is correct, right?" Xiao Lin spread his hands and said this as a matter of course, and then laughed devilishly: "Besides, the testimony just now has basically made it clear. Forget it, you guys just enjoy my feast of reasoning, hehehehehe...!"
"Why are you always so motivated about things like this? Xiaolin is really something."
Aqua pouted in dissatisfaction.
Maybe in her opinion, this kind of thing is really boring, it would be better to drink bubble wine.
"This is the real Xiaolin."
“This isn’t something you should be so happy about, Darkness.”
Chris felt helpless towards his good friend.
the other side.
Kobayashi began to prepare for the underwear academic refereeing.
Okay, first we need to organize the information.
Then, the color of the underwear is... black. This is firmly imprinted in my eyes, there is no mistake! The next thing worth noting is their attitude during the investigation. The person who is very uneasy and has a suspicious attitude is... obviously Huihui, she is so flustered that she is sweating!
Oh, that's right.
Youyou said something very interesting. She said she had seen this pair of underwear - yes, that's what she said!
In fact, isn’t this a very important testimony?
“…Hehehe, I already know who the owner of this pair of underwear is.”
Xiaolin laughed in a low, smug manner.
Hui Hui pouted unhappily and said, “Now that you know, why don’t you just return it to her quietly? How evil are you?”
"That's right! Xiaolin should gradually become depraved and become a beast. His enterprising spirit even touched me a little!" Darkness shouted excitedly.
“This is not something to be praised.”
Huihui sighed.
Xiao Lin opened his arms and shouted, "Now let's start the presentation! The owner of this pair of underwear is——"
Then he pointed at a little loli.
“——Meihui, it’s yours!”
"W-what what what...you, you you you...what are you talking about? How, how how could it be my underwear!?"
Her cheeks flushed, not wanting to admit it.
"Haha, you want to play dumb, huh?" Xiao Lin smiled confidently and said, "Well, let me tell you my solid reasoning."
"Reasoning or something..."
"First of all, this pair of underwear is black! When Huihui slept with me in the Crimson Demon Clan, she was also wearing black underwear, right? But secondly, you have been so flustered that you are sweating! I say, Huihui, is it necessary to be so flustered? Do you have something to hide?"
"woo woo woo woo…………"
Huihui, who was forced into a corner by Kobayashi, blushed and lowered her head, not daring to refute.
Seeing this, the stupid goddess couldn't help but say, "I say, at first glance, this scene looks like a hooligan bullying elementary school students at the school gate?"
"I want you to take care of it!"
Xiao Lin snorted, and then said loudly: "The last point is, Youyou!"
"Here! W-what's going on?"
"You said that just now, I just felt like I had seen this pair of underwear somewhere before. I remember buying it when I was shopping before."
"I, I...I did say that, but I didn't mean anything special."
"No, this is decisive evidence!"
Kobayashi pushed up his nonexistent glasses and said like the famous detective Kobayashi: "This pair of underwear was bought by Huihui when I was shopping with Youyou! There is no doubt that this is the truth! Come on, where are the applause and cheers?"
(End of this chapter)