novelonline Chapter 703 Distributing Flyers
Chapter 703 Distributing Flyers
Chapter 703 Distributing Flyers
In order to prevent the stupid goddess from getting carried away, Xiaolin curled his lips and said, "Although it looks good, I don't feel any taste at all. It's better to say that she lacks intelligence?"
"Oh, are you attracted to me?"
Aqua seemed to see through him, and she covered her mouth and teased, "Or are you unable to find an adjective to praise my noble temperament?"
“…Haha.”
I was almost fascinated by her.
But this idiot always lets down his guard at times like this, causing Xiaolin's excitement to turn into sadness in just three seconds.
"It turns out that talking about taste with Aqua is too harsh."
"Hey, can't you say something nice?"
Aqua stamped her feet in anger.
She was sure that Xiaolin was extremely moved just now, but Xiaolin just refused to admit it, which made the stupid goddess very angry.
"Well, you can just leave it like this."
"Hehe, of course!"
Hearing what Kobayashi said, Aqua raised her head proudly.
It's not that I don't want the stupid goddess to change her image, but her transformation from a carefree and heartless adventurer to a goddess has probably made others feel that the gap is too big.
So it should be fine.
"Okay! Then...it's Chris' turn next. You perform."
"Eh? Am I going to do this too?!"
When the thief girl heard her own name, she nervously shouted out this word of protest.
"Of course." Without giving her the chance to hesitate or resist, Xiao Lin hurriedly urged her, "Quick, please act out the scene of serving the tea to the table."
"Why does it change when it comes to me?"
"Because that's too boring... No, it's because being a waiter is not enough to just greet guests. Being a maid requires a lot of changes!"
"But I just felt full of malice."
Chris rolled his eyes in annoyance.
But now most people have performed. Even if she wants to refuse, she doesn't know when Youyou, Wiz and Aqua have stood on Kobayashi's side. Under the pressure of their gazes, she can only bow her head.
"Okay, okay, I know."
Seeing that she agreed, Kobayashi pretended to be a customer being welcomed into the store.
"Hehehe——, there are beautiful maids everywhere——"
"Master, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting."
"Well, thank you."
In front of Xiaolin, Chris pretended to put down the non-existent tea in his hand. Although his movements were not so graceful, they were barely acceptable. He nodded casually and said:
"The tea is a little hot, please be careful. Well, I'll be leaving now."
“Stop!”
Kobayashi grabbed the wrist of Chris who turned and ran away, and his expression changed from joy at the beginning to displeasure.
Chris was equally unhappy.
"what happened again?"
"Your salute is so casual! Why did you just nod? And you were so focused on your skirt that your movements were really stiff."
Kobayashi scolded.
Chris pouted in grievance and muttered, "But, but...that's because...!"
"What's wrong? Is there anything that bothers you?"
Xiaolin frowned.
If Youyou was so shy, he could accept it, but Chris, who was originally carefree, was not so shy. This guy was, in some ways, a more unrestrained character than Xiaolin.
"Why are you silent? Speak up."
"It's nothing, I just always wonder if someone will see under my skirt."
"But if the skirt is so short, it will be easy to expose yourself when you perform the ceremony."
Xiaolin pinched his chin.
But this is also part of the service, and he had already prepared countermeasures - safety pants!
Although this is the most undesirable invention in this century, Kobayashi really doesn't want Darkness, Chris and the others to have their skirts peeped at because of this kind of thing.
“Then, then, then I will be very troubled! Absolutely not!”
"Ohhh... I'm quite resistant."
Xiaolin nodded.
Indeed, if a girl's underwear is exposed because of her short skirt, she will definitely be very reluctant. Even Darkness, when Kobayashi asked to see her underwear before, she was very resistant and refused to show it. Obviously, the two of them are more intimate, but she is still so shy.
“That’s because! Because… because…”
Kobayashi had already accepted Chris's disagreement in his heart, but suddenly he realized that Chris might be overreacting.
No, no, no, I must be afraid that I would do that.
Xiaolin took the initiative to make excuses for her.
"After all, you usually wear leggings and shorts and stuff like that, so you probably don't feel safe with skirts."
Chris is such a character.
Short hair, flat chest, tomboy
A character like this would feel unprecedented shame once she puts on a skirt, and Kobayashi understands her shyness very well.
"Okay, I understand. In order to prevent people from peeking under their skirts, let me think of a solution."
For example, bloomers, cropped pants, extra-tube pants... and so on.
These are all better methods.
Chris also immediately said: "You must think about it, and don't lie!"
"Oh, I see."
Xiao Lin answered her casually.
He would consider this matter carefully. After all, Xiaolin didn't want his people to be seen.
Chris covered his forehead in pain and sighed.
“Hahaha, if I had known it was this kind of clothes, I would have refused it…”
There's no need to resist.
But Xiao Lin couldn't say anything. After all, he had forced the other person to dress like that, and he was already very grateful that he agreed.
it is good.
With this, Wiz, Aqua, Yunyun, and Chris, the four of them, all have no problem with basic etiquette. However, if I must offer some suggestions...
"I say, Xiaolin."
"what happened?"
Kobayashi, whose thoughts were interrupted, turned around and looked at the stupid goddess with a cunning look on her face, her eyes flashing with a money-grubbing gleam.
"The name of the coffee shop hasn't been chosen yet, so I will give you special permission to use my name."
"…I feel like you actually want to collect endorsement fees."
"That's not the case!"
Aqua turned her head and whistled randomly.
The guilty expression was clearly visible.
This stupid goddess, when she was playing tricks, what she was thinking was all written on her face silly——
"Hey, Aqua."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Seeing her stupid face, Xiaolin pinched his chin and looked at her carefully. Suggestions, suggestions...
"What's wrong? You keep staring at my face."
"It's nothing, just cheer up."
"What are you doing? Just say whatever you want to say!"
Aqua glared at Kobayashi angrily, as if saying that she would lose her temper if she didn't give her a reasonable explanation.
Xiaolin sighed helplessly.
"Really? I wanted to give you some advice or something, but I didn't think of anything."
If you make random suggestions, you might end up having too much in your head and not knowing where to start.
So in order to ensure that no accidents occur, Kobayashi decisively does not stuff anything into her empty brain, otherwise the stupid goddess's brain CPU will be overloaded and she will definitely do something stupid that will shock people.
However, Aqua completely misunderstood.
She raised her head slightly and said proudly, "Ah, are you trying to say that I'm so perfect that there's nothing wrong with me? Well, of course I am. Don't you see who I am? Come on, if you want to praise me, now is the time to do it. Hurry up and praise me!"
I am very worried that he gets carried away easily.
Kobayashi covered his forehead in pain.
As for others, please give your opinions later.
"Okay! Now let's go promote the event!"
Xiao Lin suddenly shouted to the girls.
"publicity……"
"Activity……?"
Hearing him say this, everyone's face showed obvious uneasiness, but under Xiaolin's urging, they still reluctantly wore this light dress and went to the street.
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In the quiet and peaceful Axel Novice Village.
It was an ordinary sunny afternoon, but the appearance of many beautiful girls in maid outfits on the street added a beautiful landscape to this boring street.
"The maid cafe is about to open - please take care of it -"
Aqua was shouting with all her might.
The silly goddess is indeed a natural worker. Even if she is asked to distribute flyers, she can still go to work with a smile on her face, and even greet every passerby with a smile.
On the other hand, others——
"Hey, stop hiding over there and help distribute flyers."
Kobayashi urged the maids who had hidden themselves at the back of the house.
Youyou blushed shyly and said, "But, but... I still feel embarrassed to appear in front of everyone dressed like this."
"I understand how you feel, but you should also learn a little from Aqua's shamelessness." Kobayashi lectured her.
"Are you praising her? You're not praising her, are you?"
Huihui was quite helpless about this.
Xiao Lin ignored the little girl's complaints and said with a smile to the perverted female knight who was cowering on the other side: "Be good, Darkness, isn't this your favorite part of the shame play? Come on, come on, don't be shy, you can show your true nature."
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
Darkness was uncharacteristically cold, with a frown on her face.
"It's humiliating to stand in front of a man wearing such stupid and childish clothes!"
"what?!"
Kobayashi never thought that a perverted female knight would have such self-awareness. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't she be panting and saying she resists while honestly handing out flyers to others with her body?
This is not something Darkness would say.
Isn't it just a maid outfit?
What happened?
Could it be that Darkness is the kind of character who has a special obsession with certain clothes and will never agree to them no matter what?
Or is it that Lady Lalatina is embarrassed by the clothes of common people?
Wait a minute, could it be that Darkness was the one whose underwear was stolen?
This needs to be recorded as testimony first!
While Xiaolin was thinking, Darkness pointed to the other side and said dissatisfiedly: "And look at those obscene looks at Aqua! Those people must be thinking this - take this maid home and use all the Play on her in the name of serving me!"
Wait, the dumb goddess isn't like that, she can kill a man's desire just by standing there.
“Ha, could that be the case!” Darkness seemed to understand something, her cheeks slightly red as she said, “On the surface, it’s a so-called maid cafe, but behind the scenes, it’s a maid—Xiaolin, Xiaolin, where is your limit?! Come on, hand over the flyers! Whether it’s 100 or 200, I’ll give them to you!”
Xiaolin twitched the corner of his mouth.
This guy, seemingly serious, but actually he became self-energized after a while. He really didn't have the time to waste words saying anything to the perverted female knight who was caught in delusions.
“Okay, okay, please, Darkness.”
He handed her the flyer.
"Then I'll go now!"
The perverted female knight ran up to a passerby with great interest, saying a bunch of strange nonsense, which frightened the passerby so much that he dared not answer at all. After a perfunctory response, he quickly ran away.
That guy…!
Wiz came over and asked curiously, “Um, what did Miss Darkness just talk about…”
"That's Darkness's own interest. Don't think too much about it."
Xiaolin explained seriously.
Darkness didn’t dwell on one customer. She held up a flyer and shouted excitedly, “The maid cafe is about to open! Come on, come quickly, this is a different kind of maid cafe!”
Hey!
Although the explanation of "different" is correct, what you said is too exaggerated!
Huihui felt helpless.
“Xiaolin, can’t we just let Aqua and Darkness do it?”
It's really embarrassing for her to do this in front of pedestrians.
Xiao Lin also said helplessly: "This is actually a pre-drill for you to wear this kind of clothes and show it to everyone. After all, it is the real service in the store."
"It's not a good idea to rush into battle."
Wiz agreed with his words.
"Right?"
Xiao Lin really couldn't understand why they were so shy, considering that he had made the greatest sacrifice of all.
Wearing a messy tuxedo, the Joker's color combination is enough to make people hold their stomachs and laugh. In fact, some people are pointing at him now.
Wiz said, “I’ll go over right away. I feel a little embarrassed to leave everything to Miss Darkness and Lady Aqua.”
"Oh, please!"
Xiaolin gave her a thumbs up.
Wiz is a very popular magic tool store poster girl. She has a lot of fans. If those guys see Wiz working as a maid, they will definitely run to the store to place an order out of curiosity.
That way, they have an initial customer.
“Hey, Huihui, what should we do?”
"Why do you have to push the decision to me? It's despicable for you to do this."
"I, that's not what I meant!"
Not knowing what to do, Youyou couldn't help but ask her childhood sweetheart, but she got a very unhappy rebuke from her.
Xiaolin knew it was time for him to take action.
He quickly put his hands together and bent down.
"I'm asking you two for help. To be exact, I'll be in trouble if you two don't help me."
(End of this chapter)