novelonline Chapter 710 It's You, Chris
Chapter 710 It's You, Chris
Chapter 710 It's You, Chris
"The owner of the underwear this time is you, right?"
"Eh? No, that's not the point..."
Chris, who was pointed at by Kobayashi, turned his head away with a red face and refused in a vague manner.
Under normal circumstances, she would have laughed and said loudly that Xiaolin guessed wrong, and then teased Xiaolin wantonly. However, this time she turned her head away very unnaturally without making any excuses.
Too suspicious!
"That's what I mean, Xiaolin!"
Darkness slammed the table and yelled, “How could you do such an enviable thing to my friend... No, that’s not right! You put my friend in such humiliation! You can’t let it go without a legitimate reason!”
She changed her mind midway.
But Kobayashi knew that this perverted female knight was just very envious of Chris and had no intention of speaking well of her.
Chris looked at her with emotion.
“——Darkness!”
"He said something nice, but in reality he mixed his own interests into it. Xiaolin really has a bad taste. It's really unbearable."
Huihui looked at him with disdain.
"Okay, I get it. This is what they call not giving up until you reach the Yellow River, right?" Xiao Lin raised his lips and said to them, "Then I'll explain it with a reason that Darkness would agree with."
"me……?"
This is just like the "Atlas Even an Idiot Can Understand", using Darkness as the standard, it's really a headache.
But Xiaolin doesn't care about that.
In front of everyone, he listed the clues he had gathered one by one.
"First of all, first of all! I know these panties!"
"Ah!? W-What? You know…"
"Chris, don't you remember what happened when Sato-kun learned the stealing skill from you and used it for the first time?"
"what."
Chris covered his mouth.
Darkness nodded in understanding and said, “Ah! So, then… the underwear Chris was wearing at that time was the same as this one, right?”
"That's right! But this is only a possibility, not a certainty. Then there is the second point!"
Xiaolin nodded and continued, "When preparing for the maid cafe, Chris blushed unnaturally. This may be explained as being shy because of the maid costume, but don't you think that even so, the reaction is too strong?"
"Well... now that you mention it, I do have that impression... but..."
Youyou was guided to recall what happened at that time, and she also felt that Chris was a little abnormal, but she still wanted to explain.
"Hehe, don't be anxious."
It seemed as if Kobayashi had already guessed that they wouldn't believe it, and what followed was his real killer move.
"I have another piece of evidence in my hand."
"evidence?"
"At that time, Chris was very worried about the wind. But, it's strange, isn't it? The wind is not strong enough to be worried about! Why? What's the reason? I say, can you tell me the reason?"
Kobayashi was like a villain, constantly questioning Chris.
But Chris couldn't say anything. He just lowered his head with a red face, and his legs in shorts rubbed against each other unconsciously.
Wiz nodded as well.
“…It seems to be the case.”
The others also recalled and found that everything was almost the same as what Xiaolin said, so they all looked at the shy Chris.
The thief mother hesitated for a long time, but still retorted stubbornly.
"But, but, you guessed wrong..."
"You still don't admit defeat, Chris? You really won't cry until you see the coffin. Well, there is nothing I can do. I will show you the final evidence."
"The final piece of evidence...?"
When Huihui saw the evil grin on Xiaolin's face, she felt that he had bad intentions.
indeed.
To Chris, this was decisive evidence.
"That's right! I have something in my hand that you can't justify, it can be used as a statement of solid evidence! That is..." Xiao Lin looked at Chris and said word by word: "Chris said so - but if someone really sees it, I will make you responsible... this sentence."
"what?"
"It's a bit too much to be held responsible just because my underwear was seen. Although I thought so, if I wasn't wearing any underwear, I would understand everything!"
Krillin strikes a Phoenix Wright pose.
——I must be very handsome now, constantly reasoning and finding out the truth, just like a real detective!
However, Aqua looked disgusted.
"Wow... Does this man know what he is talking about?"
Tsk.
This guy always hurts people in inexplicable places. Xiaolin chose to turn a deaf ear to him and turned to look at the shameful thief girl. He had to force her with a condescending attitude.
"What do you think, Chris? You still don't admit it? Do you still dare to say that this is not your underwear? All right, if you still don't admit it, I have other evidence, but the next one is even more shameful. Can you still accept it?"
The increasingly obscene remarks made Chris swallow hard.
Seeing her friend so troubled, Darkness quickly comforted him, “Chris…if you’re shy, let me tell you…”
What a stubborn person, this perverted female knight.
Chris sighed and shook his head, saying, "No, forget it... I can't deny it. I'm sorry, but you're right."
"Hehehe, you finally admitted it? Sure enough, this is Chris's underwear. Unfortunately, if Chris refuses to admit it, I can ask you to take off your pants to prove it. After all, the person whose underwear I stole will never be able to put it on again." Kobayashi unfolded the underwear in his hand and kept looking at it, as if he wanted to take a closer look.
"I won't take off my pants! Wait, stop staring at me and give it back to me!"
Chris rushed forward in shame and anger to snatch it.
"Oh, sorry, it's my fault." Xiaolin returned the white underwear to Chris and said casually, "After all, it's not very comfortable to be cold all the time."
"Hate, hate, Xiaolin, you big idiot!"
Chris punched him on the back.
Huihui also looked at the thief girl with sympathy, "I understand how you feel, Chris."
She is also a victim and understands the shame of not being able to put on underwear, so she can best understand this helplessness.
Xiaolin saw that the incident had been resolved.
"This way, Chris can also wear underwear, right? Well, I have accumulated a lot of merit."
"What's with that look of accomplishment on your face?"
Darkness couldn’t stand it.
Aqua snorted heavily and said unhappily, "I really want to give him a personality correction punch."
What a joke.
This kind of thing is not his fault.
Even if he was blamed, it was the ring's fault. Yes, he was also a victim! ... You have to know that Xiaolin's reputation in Axel is almost on the same level as Dust-Dust. He is also very aggrieved, okay?
"Ah, Chris, how's it going?"
“Ah, ahahaha, I’ve put it on.”
Chris came back from outside and said this with red cheeks.
She seemed helpless about this kind of thing, but she must be extremely grateful in her heart to be able to put on her underwear again.
Xiao Lin curled his lips and scolded, "Really, if you could admit it on your own initiative, there wouldn't be so much trouble."
"You really have the nerve to say that."
Huihui glared at him.
Darkness also condemned: "He humiliated others and he even stabbed them again... He is worthy of being the man I value. He is really getting more and more evil... Great!"
Why did she suddenly start to go crazy?
Xiao Lin ignored Darkness and said, "Anyway, this farce has come to an end."
"Really? But it seems that the problem has not been fundamentally resolved?" The crazy Darkness immediately returned to normal and stated an indisputable fact.
"At the end of the day, the ring remains the same."
Huihui said this sarcastically.
Kobayashi also lowered his head and looked at the ring that was tightly worn on his finger. It really hadn't changed at all.
"So, cutting off your finger is the best way."
Aqua continued to sound alarmist.
No, she was planning to cut off Xiaolin's finger and then take off the ring.
hateful.
Is the topic back on track?
What a troublesome ring.
If I don't take it off, this farce will happen again every month, which is no joke.
Ignores distance, targets randomly.
Now, these are only the people he knows, which is barely within his control. After all, Huihui and Chris will not really watch him being taken away by the guards and sentenced.
But what if you accidentally steal someone else's underwear...
The consequences could be disastrous!
We must find a way to make money quickly!
Kobayashi made up his mind again.
Huihui said in a brisk voice: “Well, let’s end it here today.”
“Yes, yes! I have things to do too!” Somehow, Youyou actually took the initiative to agree with Huihui. Kobayashi looked over and found that Huihui quickly withdrew her hand.
Xiaolin understood.
"Yes, the farce ends here, everyone goes back to their own homes and finds their own mothers..."
"That……"
"——Did you think I would say that!?"
Xiao Lin crossed his arms, looked down at the trembling Hui Hui and You You, and snorted coldly: "Do you think I'm easy to fool and that I will forget about this? Don't tell me you don't remember it, okay?"
"Is there anything?"
"Reward, reward."
As Youyou continued to retreat with obvious fear in her eyes, Xiaolin was like a big bad wolf targeting the little sheep. He wiped his saliva and approached them with a grin.
"Hehehe...Come on, whose card should I turn over?"
After a round of inspection, Xiaolin pointed at a surprised little girl and shouted, "Huihui, it's you!"
Because this guy was the first to suggest punishment, in order to punish her, Kobayashi decided that the first target would be Huihui.
then.
"Xiao Lin, what exactly do you want to do by asking me to wear this dress?"
At this time, Huihui was wearing a maid costume.
It is the clothing worn by maids when serving others in a maid cafe.
"Why, even someone as smart as you, Huihui, can't guess what I want to do?" Kobayashi raised his eyebrows and made an extremely obvious hint.
But Hui Hui turned her head away from his glance and pouted, “I’m sorry, I’m totally confused right now. No, maybe it would be more accurate to say that I don’t even dare to think about it.”
She probably guessed it.
Kobayashi might be going to impose an extremely severe punishment on her, so she doesn't want to face that kind of thing. If that's the case, how can she let her down?
“Then! Let’s do what Megumin wants, which is far beyond what he thought!”
Xiaolin opened his arms and laughed.
Seeing this, Hui Hui couldn't help but cross her arms and said in fear: "Did you, did you... do something obscene to me?!"
"How is that possible? Who do you take me for?"
"Unconscious pervert who steals underwear, huh?"
"That's all the fault of this magic item!"
Xiao Lin pointed at the ring and shouted angrily, "This thing doesn't listen to my will at all. It just steals your underwear. I'm also very distressed!"
"Is that really the case? To be honest, it's very suspicious."
Huihui looked like she didn't believe him.
indeed.
In her opinion, Xiaolin probably did it on purpose. By the way, has her trust value dropped to zero? Really, why must she take the blame when it's not her fault...
"so."
Hui Hui crossed her arms and asked, "What exactly do you want me to do?"
"Ah - well, now that you ask me this, I actually haven't thought of anything yet. To put it simply, I don't have any plans." Kobayashi scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed.
"How dare you say that? You've made me wear such embarrassing clothes."
Huihui glared at him in dissatisfaction.
But Xiaolin really didn't think of what to ask Huihui to do. It would be more accurate to say that he chose her because he was impulsive and wanted to teach the arrogant little loli a lesson.
So--
“Right, let Huihui make the suggestion.”
"Humph, this does alleviate my concerns about my personal safety."
Oh, I told you, I won’t do that kind of thing…
Seeing her so alert, Xiaolin also felt uncomfortable.
I have no interest in a flat body like yours! ... Although Xiaolin wanted to say this, he was afraid that Huihui would go crazy, so he held back.
Huihui was also a little distressed.
"But, since it's a reward, it must be something that makes Xiaolin happy... so...!"
She seemed to have thought of something.
Xiaolin raised his eyebrows.
"Oh, do you have any plans?"
"A knee pillow. I heard that sleeping with your head on a cute girl's thigh is what every man dreams of."
"Yeah... you're right."
Xiaolin was very moved by Huihui's suggestion. He had certainly used knees as a pillow before, or rather, used Liu Zi's legs as a pillow countless times. However, bionic skin is always bionic skin, and it is not as soft as a real girl's skin. Although the touch and temperature are similar to those of a girl's skin, he still felt something was wrong.
Knee pillow, looks good too?
(End of this chapter)