novelonline Chapter 739: The Abnormal Female Knight with Offensive Attributes
Chapter 739: The Abnormal Female Knight with Offensive Attributes
Chapter 739: The Abnormal Female Knight with Offensive Attributes
"Okay, okay, these don't matter."
As soon as the dishes were served, Aqua couldn't wait to sit on the chair, picked up the chopsticks and said, "Come and try it quickly, I'm starting—"
"I'm gonna start now."
"I'm gonna start now."
"I started, too."
The four of them had dinner together today.
After chewing for a long time, Xiaolin's face turned from red to white and then to blue, almost the same color as the herbs.
"It tastes so bad!"
It’s really disgusting!
Xiao Lin doesn't think that he is a pretentious person, but this is really too unpalatable. To be honest, eating herbs dry may be better than making them into medicinal food.
"That...is..."
Darkness tried to organize her words and said apologetically, “Although I am grateful that you put your heart into making this, this is really…”
"It tastes terrible...bitter and spicy...so terrible..."
Aqua looked unhappy.
Hui Hui consoled her, “It’s not inedible, but it’s really unpalatable. Even if it’s flattering, it’s hard to call it an ingredient…”
Even Huihui is like this?!
Xiao Lin knew that when she was in the Crimson Demon Tribe, she ate a lot of wild grass and other things. Does that mean that what he made is not even as good as wild grass?
hateful!
Darkness shook her head and said, “If it was delicious, wouldn’t it have spread long ago?”
"Indeed, it is true as you put it..."
Xiao Lin covered his forehead.
"Hmm." Aqua covered her mouth and said with an unpleasant expression: "No, I feel a little uncomfortable... I, I will..."
"Sorry, I'm a little uncomfortable too. I'm going to rest first."
Huihui also walked away with an unhappy look on her face.
Xiao Lin looked at his only remaining companion and asked in surprise: "Darkness, are you okay?"
"To be honest, I'm a little... Sorry, I'm going to rest now."
I thought that Darkness's super resistance would allow her to withstand this food attack, but it seems that even someone as strong as her can't withstand the internal damage.
Total destruction?
It seems that like mushrooms, herbs are not ingredients that outsiders can touch casually.
the next day.
After getting up, Xiaolin stretched lazily. There was nothing to do today, so he needed to have a good rest.
But as soon as I arrived at the lobby of the mansion, I heard the stupid goddess yelling.
"No, no! I said I don't like it, and I just don't like it~~!"
……Um?
Kobayashi felt something was wrong, so he quickly walked to the hall and saw Aqua and Megumin.
"Don't be so willful, you're not a child anymore."
Wow……
Megumin and Aqua were arguing, and it would be troublesome to get dragged into it, so it was better to pretend not to see it.
"Ah, Kobayashi! Just in time!"
Just as he was about to leave, he was discovered by Huihui.
Damn, I didn’t escape!
I walked over reluctantly, and before I could ask what was going on, Huihui said dissatisfiedly: "Xiaolin, you should also talk about Aqua. She said she didn't want to work anymore and she's in a bad mood."
"But, there's nothing I can do! If I don't like it, I just don't like it!" Aqua turned her head away, as if she wasn't listening to what anyone was saying.
Seeing her being so willful, Xiaolin also sighed.
“You should stop now and start working hard. Megumin and the others are working hard too.”
"Wow...but...I'm a goddess...I work part-time every day..."
Indeed, she has been working part-time recently.
But this was definitely not something Kobayashi forced her to do. It was just that this guy was always too proud of himself and drank a lot in the guild, and then he owed a lot of debts. In order to pay off his debts, he had to work every day.
Xiao Lin said helplessly: "Happiness and pain are tied together. You were happy before, but you should pay a heavy price afterwards, right?"
"I know, I know!"
Aqua seemed to have thought about why she had to work, but she still complained loudly: "It's okay for me to work, right? Why do you let a noble goddess like me work part-time..."
She left home angrily and went to work.
“Oh, oh, oh.” Huihui looked at Xiaolin with admiration and said, “As expected of you, you have a deep understanding of how to deal with Aqua. I respect you a little bit.”
"Is it really that admirable? I was just trying to convince her normally."
"No matter what I said, Aqua kept getting upset, but Kobayashi easily convinced her. I think it's because there's a very strong bond between the two of them."
Huihui clasped her hands together, her eyes sparkling.
Is it so exaggerated...
Indeed, Kobayashi knows how to deal with Aqua, but that's just because they have been together for too long, and Aqua is always taught a lesson by him, which is why she is so well-behaved. But it doesn't mean that he is the only one who can persuade her, right?
"So, from now on, the task of dealing with Aqua will be entirely left to you, Kobayashi."
"You just want to push the trouble to me..."
Xiaolin rolled his eyes in annoyance.
Huihui smiled and said nothing.
This person is also problematic. She first praises people highly, and then tells them her purpose, making it impossible for people to refuse. I really don't know where this guy learned this trick from. It's hard to defend against.
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After a day at work.
Xiao Lin wiped his forehead tiredly and asked, "Are you two okay?"
"I'm so tired, I don't want to work anymore... I want to stay at home..."
"Me too, I can't move anymore..."
Not only Aqua, but even Megumin was too tired to speak.
In fact, Xiaolin was a little exhausted. It was not the physical fatigue, but the mental torture. The service industry is really not friendly.
"You two have been screwed pretty badly. Well, I'm pretty tired too."
During this time, they have been working hard.
Aqua was working hard anyway, so now—
"Excuse me!" Xiao Lin shouted to the waitress who was passing by, "Bring me a few glasses of frozen bubbly and some juice, please."
"Hey, bubble wine!? Can I drink it?"
"You've been working hard lately. I'll treat you."
There must be some reward after all, to reward the silly goddess well, otherwise she will definitely scream in dissatisfaction.
"Really!?"
"Meihui, you are still young, so drink juice."
“Hey——, only Aqua can drink it, that’s not fair!”
Huihui shouted unhappily.
no way.
Huihui is not old enough to drink yet, so he must keep a close eye on her and not let the little girl touch any alcohol.
"I'm coming!"
The waitress came in front of everyone, carrying a tray with several glasses of sparkling wine on it.
"Great!"
Aqua raised a glass of bubbly and shouted, "Well, cheers!"
"Cheers!" X2
Kobayashi shouted happily, but Huihui didn't have much strength, as if the juice couldn't satisfy her.
Gudonggudonggudong——
"Puha! I really want this! Bubbles after work, the best!"
The stupid goddess cheered.
It reminded him of how they worked hard at first and then had a feast at night.
Huihui looked at the satisfied Aqua with salivating eyes and begged, “Aqua, even a sip is fine, give me one too…”
"No, you have to grow up a little bit..."
Xiaolin held her head.
Hui Hui slapped his hand away in dissatisfaction, rolled her eyes and said, “Don’t treat me like a child!”
"By the way, what is Darkness doing? Is she still working?" Aqua asked.
"It seems so."
Xiao Lin looked around and didn't see her shadow, so he said, "That guy is a monster of physical strength after all. I guess he won't come back until he's exhausted."
"Oh, you three are quite lively."
At this time, a full of energy voice interrupted. Seeing her, Xiaolin greeted her happily.
"Yo, Chris."
It’s the thief girl who I haven’t seen for a long time.
She seemed to be in a hurry and asked, "Can I stay here for a while? I have something to ask you."
"What do you want to ask?"
“I heard that Darkness was cursed. What is that…”
Chris and Darkness are good friends, so it's normal for him to be concerned about her condition.
Xiaolin nodded.
"Yeah, it's true."
"The rumor that desires are becoming safe is the opposite..."
"That's true, too."
Chris looked unhappy.
Hui Hui seemed to be exhausted and couldn't help complaining, "Oh, you said you were going to discipline me just because of such a small matter. I'm so tired."
"What is that, what's going on?"
Chris asked curiously.
Xiao Lin was probably drunk and liked gossiping, so he said, "You see, because her nature is a Duem..."
"Duem...?"
"Now that this part has disappeared, how can I put it..."
"how to say?"
“I always want to teach others a lesson.”
"That's nothing..."
Obviously, Chris didn't understand why Darkness became like this. Yes, not only her, even Kobayashi couldn't handle her.
"If the water temperature is too hot, I will be punished. If I don't clean properly, I will have to write a self-reflection. If I come home late, I will have to kneel on the washboard. If I sleep too late, I will have to apologize. Even if I am not satisfied with the position in bed..."
Xiaolin burst into tears.
Huihui patted his shoulder sympathetically and said, “When Darkness was teaching Xiaolin a lesson, she felt very, very excited. Sometimes she even laughed secretly…”
“Indeed, I can’t imagine that Darkness would do something like this before…”
Chris shuddered.
If his personality were to turn around like that, she definitely wouldn't be able to accept it.
Huihui complained: “The curse is so scary.”
"So, have you found a way to lift the curse?" Chris asked.
"To lift the curse, you need to satisfy both your body and your heart..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
As soon as Huihui said that, Xiaolin cried even louder. It was so sad that anyone who heard it would cry.
Chris was a little confused.
"What's wrong? You seem to be scared all of a sudden..."
"Are you reminded of your psychological trauma? It's okay, Xiaolin, there are no evil spirits here."
Aqua held him in her arms, patting his head continuously to comfort Kobayashi's wounded heart.
“Ghost, ghost!?”
Chris was extremely surprised.
She probably didn't expect that Aqua mistook Darkness for a demon, right? Of course, this also indirectly reflects how abnormal Darkness's current state is.
Hui Hui sighed and said, "I have tried several times to satisfy her desires, but to no avail."
"Stop talking about this..."
Kobayashi swallowed and buried his head in Aqua's chest, and the stupid goddess quickly comforted him.
Chris became even more curious.
"What happened?..."
Hui Hui said, “I made you bark, didn’t I?”
"do not talk……"
"And you made me get down on my stomach and crawl around the room three times, didn't you?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Xiao Lin's swallowing sound became louder.
Chris looked at him in disbelief, as if he had not expected Darkness to become so different after such a drastic change in his personality.
This is of course.
The curse of the slate is very powerful. As many Duems as Darkness has, she will have as many Dues after being cursed.
Aqua said unsatisfactorily: "Although Xiaolin did a good job, from the perspective of performance, it is still far from enough. He did not show the cuteness of the dog at all. He needs more practice."
"It's not a performance! I don't want to exercise anymore!"
Xiao Lin grimaced at her angrily.
“Well.” Huihui calmed the agitated Xiaolin and said to Chris, “In other words, Darkness ordered him to do various things, but the curse has not been lifted yet.”
"It's really... thank you for your hard work." Chris looked at him sympathetically.
"Don't be like that... a look of sympathy is even more irritating."
Xiaolin covered his cheek.
Huihui sighed and said, “Xiaolin, stop struggling and accept the most severe training. If you leave it alone, Darkness will never be able to return to her original form.”
"If that really happens, it will be like hell..."
Aqua also said this with a gloomy expression.
"Wait, wait!" Chris shouted excitedly, "I can't change back, what's going on!?"
"That's what it means literally."
Xiao Lin spread his hands and said, "Although I don't know the exact time, if the curse is not lifted within a certain period of time, the cursed person will never be able to return to their original state. But, I've been thinking recently that the current state is better."
Aqua was surprised and asked, "Could it be that you have awakened in that direction...?"
“Has the perverted part gotten worse?” Huihui also followed suit.
“No way!” Xiao Lin rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction and said, “Think about it carefully. Isn’t Darkness’ personality just right for the front row?”
"Now that you put it that way, it's true."
Aqua agreed with this.
You have to know that Darkness has been useless from the beginning to the end, whether in "Suqing" or "Sword Art Online", even if she has received a favor, it is still the same. If she continues like this, she might really become RBQ.
But after her personality changed, she became more assertive, so maybe she will become more aggressive?
Yup!
If her personality became that of Dues, how could she be willing to be beaten all the time? She wouldn't enjoy it.
Kobayashi seems to have found a way to change Darkness!
Very good!
The perverted female knight in the team is finally saved!
(End of this chapter)