novelonline Chapter 1420 Mario Brothers
Chapter 1420 Mario Brothers
Chapter 1420 Mario Brothers
"The water pipe in my house is not broken. If it is really broken, a magic will fix it."
Andrew said: "Okay, Director Newman, I won't keep you for dinner. If you need anything, just call me."
"Yes, boss."
Newman nodded, looked reluctantly at the ribs in front of Andrew, got up and left, she didn't like to eat ribs, she just wanted to grab other people's food.
"If you can grab Director Tianjian's food, it's probably enough to boast for a lifetime."
Newman secretly sighed, of course, even if she had ten guts, she wouldn't dare to do such a thing.
"Search for the Mario Bros. address."
Andrew told the artificial intelligence that since he knew that the next disaster was related to the Mario Brothers, he must be prepared in advance.
If there is no accident, this time, the three-tailed devil and the loser alliance will promote the outbreak of the disaster, so as to delay him, and then attack the lazy devil's territory with all his strength, and finish the lazy devil and the gluttonous devil.
Andrew would naturally not allow such a thing to happen. The lazy devil and the gluttonous devil are his important arrangements in hell. In any case, he will not let the three-tailed devil become the master of hell.
Because that position belongs to him, Andrew Wang, there is no doubt about it.
Andrew thought to himself: "By the way, what kind of disaster can a Mario movie cause? Or, who is the BOSS? It can't be the big devil Bowser who licks the dog?"
Soon, an AI search finds the location of the Mario Brothers, who live in Brooklyn and are, uh, going bankrupt.
That's right, the brothers were about to go bankrupt. They had opened the plumbing company for almost a year, but failed to make a single business. In order to fight, they went to the bank for a loan and took the advertisement that Andrew saw before.
And then, uh, then business was as bad as ever, and the bank loan, was coming due.
"How miserable, Mario, you are suitable to save the princess, not a plumber."
Andrew shook his head and finished his meal leisurely. Then, he put a few banknotes on the table and disappeared.
night.
Mario returned to the room angrily. At the dinner table just now, he was ridiculed by his family members, saying that he was not material for starting a company at all. What was even more annoying was that they also said that they had harmed Luigi.
Luigi is his brother, how could he harm him?I want to make a fortune with him, but business is not good now.
"New York is suffering every day. There should be a lot of sewer damage. Why is my business so bad? It's completely unscientific."
Mario looked puzzled and said, "My eyesight is fine, and my technology is top-notch. It stands to reason that after I start a company, I should reach the pinnacle of my life and marry Bai Fumei."
"Have you ever thought about the possibility that all this is because you are too short?"
A teasing voice came from the side, and Mario was furious. He turned his head and shouted: "Do you know what happened to the last person who said I was short? Hey, Director Tianjian!"
In the second half of Mario's sentence, with an unbelievable exclamation, Director Tianjian actually appeared in his room. This should be spread, er, the order must be full, right?
"Do you want to take a photo?"
Mario's eyes brightened, and he felt that a bright future was in front of him. At this moment, Andrew asked with a gloomy face, "Are you trying to use me as a tool to make money?"
Mario was startled, and hastily waved his hands to apologize. He said, "Director Tianjian, I'm sorry, I just thought about it and didn't plan to actually do it. Uh, how do you know what I'm thinking?"
Andrew smiled and said, "Because I have mind reading skills, don't make that expression, I'm just joking with you."
"It turned out to be a joke, it scared me to death."
Mario patted his chest and said, Andrew said: "I'm joking. I mean the thing that scolded you. It has nothing to do with mind reading. I heard the sentence you scolded me."
Mario's eyes widened, he was so scared that he almost fainted, what would happen if he scolded Chief Tianjian?To be thrown into the sun and burned?
"That's so troublesome, just dig a hole and bury it, and a tall and big tree will grow next year."
Andrew said, Mario almost cried, he decisively chose to confess, and shouted: "Director Tianjian, I was wrong, I shouldn't scold you, don't kill me, I don't want to become a flower manure."
"It's just a joke, so why are you serious? Don't worry, it's really just a joke."
Andrew smiled, and said, "Okay, back to the topic, Mario, I came to you because I want to use your identity."
"joke?"
Mario looked at Andrew in astonishment, wondering if he was really joking. In other words, why did no one tell him that Director Tianjian has such a bad personality?Is he really the savior?
Mario asked: "Director Tianjian, what do you mean by using my identity?"
"Literally, after I borrow it, I will become you, and you will temporarily lose consciousness until I return your identity to you."
Andrew said: "As for the reason, of course it is to save the world, otherwise what else could it be?"
Mario did not question this point. Although Director Tianjian has a bad personality, he is undoubtedly the savior. Mario believes in him. After all, without Director Tianjian, New York would have been razed to the ground long ago.
"Director Tianjian, first of all, I am happy to help you save the world. I started the company to help New Yorkers, not to make money."
Mario thought for a while and said, "However, can you change the way? The identity you mentioned feels very strange. I can help you as an assistant."
"Well, I'll change the method."
Andrew smiled and said, "You know, I have many worlds. In one of them, there are a lot of sewers to pass. I invite you to go to that world and help pass the sewers. How about it?"
"Cross-world access to the sewer?"
Mario blinked and said, "No problem, but you have to pay more, it's a remote business after all."
"Yes, it will be calculated at ten times your original charge."
Andrew said: "While you go to work in other worlds, I will take your place, live in this world, and save the world."
"Is that so?"
Mario hesitated for a moment, and said, "I have to add more money. Uh, it's not that I'm greedy. It's that the bank loan is coming soon. Those bankers are definitely vampires, no, more vampires than vampires."
"can."
Andrew laughed, and then he raised his hand and sent Mario to the world of Elysium, where there are many sewers to pass. In fact, the sewers in many cities have to be remodeled, and Mario will find his soul there. value and life.
"Hey, I still have something to say..."
Mario's voice came vaguely from the space channel, and Andrew ignored it. With a move in his heart, he transformed into Mario with the technique of fate. At that time, he would definitely give the Three-tailed Demon King and the Loser Alliance a big surprise.
"It's really short, is it 1.5 meters?"
Andrew looked at himself in the mirror and complained secretly. At this time, the door opened and it was Mario's younger brother Luigi who came in to comfort Mario.
"I'm in a bad mood, and if you could go outside and smash all the windows in the car, maybe I'd be in a better mood."
Andrew said, Luigi was a little dazed, then nodded and said: "No problem, I went out and smashed them."
Andrew was a little surprised. This younger brother is stupid, but he pays great attention to brotherhood. He smiled and said, "It's just a joke, don't take it so seriously, hey..."
Andrew suddenly sensed something, ran to the window, and saw that the ground of New York became transparent, and on the opposite side was a picturesque world with many cute little things, such as mushroom people, penguin people and so on.
"Wow, what happened to the ground?"
Luigi came over and asked in surprise. At the same time, the citizens on the street also looked at the transparent ground in astonishment. Fortunately, it will not collapse.
"Go out and see."
Andrew knew that this was the beginning of a new disaster. He took Luigi to the street and found that there were more and more people on the street, all looking at the ground curiously.
At this time, the siren sounded in the city, and everyone was stunned for a moment, then reacted, and shouted in shock: "The disaster is coming again, Fake, how long has it been, and it has come again?"
That's right, the disaster has come again, the difference is that this time the reflection is not the sky, but the ground.
The people who reacted frantically fled into the surrounding buildings. At the same time, the Disaster Confrontation Bureau and the superhero group were dispatched together to prepare for the upcoming disaster.
Having experienced many disasters, both the New York citizens and the government responded quite quickly. This is a good thing, but it has to be said that it is a bit sad.
Andrew was about to go back to the house, when Luigi suddenly shouted from the side: "Mario, there is a super big green pipe here, I don't remember it before, what's going on?"
Andrew turned his head and saw Luigi standing next to a large green pipe. This pipe is quite common in Mario games. It is equivalent to a transmission channel, which can be drilled out from the other side of the pipe.
"There's clearly a problem with the plumbing, Luigi, stay away."
Andrew shouted, Luigi was about to speak, suddenly, there was a huge suction force in the pipe, and Luigi was sucked involuntarily.
Andrew is now playing Mario, without saying a word, he immediately rushed to grab Luigi's hand, and as a result, he was also sucked in.
Then, the two moved quickly in a passage, and Andrew shouted like Mario: "Luigi, don't let go, we will be fine."
"How can we be okay?"
Luigi yelled, and the next second, the two were sent into different pipes, and the distance was getting farther and farther away. Although Luigi yelled in shock, it was of no use.
"Is this guy a crow's mouth? So accurate?"
Andrew complained, of course he could save Luigi, but he didn't make a move, because he is Mario now, and all actions must be in line with Mario's situation.
Of course, Andrew is not a person who is too indifferent, he has tampered with Luigi, if Luigi dies, his soul will be sent to Andrew, and then Andrew will revive him.
(End of this chapter)