Chapter 805 Yingliang: I choose not to be an air force!
Chapter 805 Yingliang: I choose not to be an air force!
A group of burly men lifted Hojo Kyosuke above their heads, and shouted slogans as if they were carrying a mikoshi at a festival, and then they ran away in a swagger as they carried Hojo Kyosuke.
The idiots whose brains had not yet completely metabolized the alcohol were very excited, and they shouted from time to time and threw Hojo Kyousuke into the sky. Fortunately, even in their drunken state, their strength and hands and feet were still trustworthy, so no one fell to the ground.
The whole way was noisy, and the uninformed tourists and passersby thought that there was another local event, so they joined in, running and screaming, like a festive carnival. This made Onitsuka and others even more excited, and they threw the big brother above their heads higher.
Rage Angels has never been a standard bad organization. It was founded with the purpose of "wanting to have a happy ride with friends". Rather than being a bad organization, it is more of an interest club. It's just that the school probably wouldn't approve of this club whose main job is riding and side job is fighting, so in the end it was disguised as a kendo club.
Therefore, starting from the first generation leader Maki Kyosuke, the Rage Angels no longer had so many rules and hierarchies. The first generation even decisively found a new leader, Hojo Kyosuke, when the organization was about to transform into a real bad organization. It cannot be said that the latter promoted the purpose of the organization better, but it can only be said that the Rage Angels completely changed into another appearance.
They are not exactly private soldiers, but they can make the Tokyo night extremely noisy just because they want to find a cherry tree. Their willfulness is simply beyond measure. If they were subordinates of any other organization, they would have started to rebel long ago. They are not completely retainers, but they can help everyone get into higher education in school, and assign jobs to them directly if they don't want to study. They are completely like both father and mother. If they are friends, as long as there are outsiders present, they will definitely behave like qualified minions.
It's a complicated relationship, but fortunately all the members of the Rage Angels are idiots, and even if they have some brains, they won't waste them on thinking about such things. They only know that Hojo Kyosuke is a good brother, with a super useful brain, invincible in fighting, and generous in drinking, but he was a little slow when he was driving.
And now, they just want to take their big brother fishing.
Yes, after snatching Hojo Kyosuke away in a commotion, the group ran directly to Atami Port.
The distance was more than one kilometer, and even if these animals carried Hojo Kyosuke, it would only take them a few minutes to get there.
When standing at the door of the fishing tackle shop, everyone's face was flushed, and heat was steaming from their bodies, mixed with the smell of alcohol that kept spreading around.
The moment he was thrown to the ground, Tetsuta Kisaki opened his eyes with a groan, but before his mind could clear up, he fainted again because of the smell of alcohol that hit him in the face.
I don’t know if it’s because the boss worked overtime on purpose during the holidays, or because there are many people who like night fishing nearby, so this fishing tackle store called “Fishing Shop Sanwa” is still open, and the boss is spared the experience of being woken up by someone knocking on the door in the middle of the night.
Hojo Kyosuke had no doubt that Onizuka Eikichi and the others would rush into the boss's house and drag him up to buy things. They were all principled people and would not break into the store to steal, but they had no psychological burden in forcing the boss to open the door to sell things.
The boss wearing a fisherman's hat was so scared when he saw more than a dozen muscular men drunk rushing to the door of the store that he immediately raised his hands to salute. He only breathed a sigh of relief after the group of people walked into the store and explained their purpose. Then he began to greet the customers enthusiastically.
"Do guests want to rent or buy? Do they want to fish from a boat or go to the reef or breakwater? Do they want to float, use lures, or bottom fish? Do they have a target for the fish they want to catch? Life jackets and non-slip shoes..."
A series of questions came out of the boss's mouth, and Onizuka Eikichi and others immediately felt dizzy and dazed.
"Chief..."
Everyone turned to look at Hojo Kyosuke, who was immediately speechless and felt his stomach aching.
"Assholes! Weren't you the ones who said we wanted to go fishing? How can I fish?!"
Someone roared helplessly.
So everyone lowered their heads again and looked at the almighty military strategist Tetsuta Kisaki.
At the signal of his seniors, Hatagoro squatted down, grabbed Xisaki by the collar and began to shake her, but it seemed that Xisaki had hit his head when he fainted just now, so she remained motionless.
"Give him some water, shall we? That's how it's played in TV dramas. People who faint will wake up after drinking some water."
Eikichi Onizuka kindly handed over a glass bottle.
Looking at the English letters on the bottle, Hojo Kyosuke's eyes twitched constantly, and he made up his mind that if he needed to pretend to be faint in the future, he would definitely drive away Onizuka Eikichi as soon as possible.
"Isn't this vodka? And the unconscious person on TV must have been choked awake!"
A pleasant female voice sounded, and Hojo Kyosuke, who was about to vent his frustrations, turned around and saw a girl in a fishing tackle shop uniform standing there.
The dark blue hair was draped behind her like a platypus' tail, her eyes were the same color as her hair, and she had four-petal flower earrings on her ears. Her shorts, less than an inch long, were visible under her loose orange uniform, revealing her long, smooth, white legs.
"Oh~~ Beautiful girl!"
Eikichi Onizuka, a loyal follower of the demon of Slaanesh, sighed immediately, but the beautiful clerk ignored him and just asked Hata Goro to let the poor man on the ground go.
"Hello, guests. My name is Ayukawa Hana. I will serve you from now on. If you have never experienced fishing before and want to try night fishing, there are many fishing boats that can go out to sea near my store. Many tourists who want to experience it will rent them. The cost of a small fishing boat is about 10,000 yen per person, and 70,000 yen for a charter boat, which includes food, ice, boarding fees, and insurance. The captain will also be responsible for teaching you how to fish. It is very friendly to beginners."
The girl named Ayukawa Hana spoke in a crisp voice, and was very patient with a couple of idiots who wanted to go fishing without knowing anything. Hojo Kyosuke could see that they were not showing the "cold enthusiasm" of a store clerk, but were sincerely trying to give them a good fishing experience.
At first he thought that this was a really kind-hearted girl, but when he saw Hana Ayukawa's excited look when she made a casting gesture with her hands, he suddenly realized that this was just a preaching by a fisherman.
In his opinion, there are two groups that are very enthusiastic about outsiders, so enthusiastic that they can be compared with those assholes at the school club recruitment meeting. One is the otaku who is keen on missionary work, and the other is the fisherman.
When they were still in Shuimen City, he would often accompany Yingliang for walks along the Shuimen River. In addition to seeing idiots standing on the bridge and jumping off, they could also see many fishermen.
Yamauchi Sakura is very curious and interested in everything in the world, so when she gets tired of playing, she likes to randomly choose a fisherman to watch him fishing. Everyone likes this delicate, beautiful and polite little girl, so some people enthusiastically took out their unused fishing rods and handed them to Sakura, asking her to try it too.
Yingliang tried many times, but she was always restless and couldn't help but lift the rod to look at the fish after every three or five seconds, so of course she couldn't catch any fish. After she tried her best to suppress her curiosity and waited for three or five minutes, the float finally moved, but when she lifted the rod, she found that there was still nothing, so she finally gave up in frustration.
The fishermen were reluctant to give up this good catch, so the fishermen from ten miles away on both sides of the strait gathered around the little girl to persuade her to hold on. No fisherman would catch nothing every day; it was all about accumulating luck.
What the fishermen didn't expect was that these words, which were originally used to deceive themselves and save face in front of others, were actually recognized by the little air force.
The "Law of Conservation of Luck" is an important part of Yamauchi Sakura's worldview, so she said:
"It's not that I chose to give up fishing, it's that the fish chose not to take my hook."
This was like a thunderbolt, and all the fishermen were enlightened and applauded. They felt that this little girl had talent. An older fisherman suggested that he could visit Yamauchi Sakura's parents in person and take her in as his apprentice to teach her the art of fishing. But the little girl spoke again:
"But oh, even for me, it gets sad if I get rejected too many times."
The childish voice said something very serious:
"And I'm worried that I'll get used to the disappointment of lifting the rod but not seeing any fish. I'm still so young. If I get used to disappointment so early, Kyousuke won't play with me in the future, and my dad won't come home for dinner because he works overtime... At this time, how can I act like a spoiled child?"
The little girl's childish words made the fishermen fall silent. Several old men looked at each other and opened their mouths but couldn't say anything nonsense like fishing is not the purpose, but the process is the key. Several younger ones gave the fishing rods to the old fishermen on the spot and turned away.
So, Yamauchi Sakura's fishing air force journey ended just after it began.
So, did this girl named Ayukawa Hana also develop her good temper through the process of coming up empty-handed while fishing?
But...well~~it doesn't matter. It's good enough to have a beautiful clerk serving you. Why think so much?
"...Of course, although sea fishing on a boat is fun, there are also some disadvantages. For example, it is terrible for people who get seasick. They can't have any fun at all. However, vomit can attract small fish, hahaha~~"
Ayukawa Hana smiled tenderly, and her fluffy dark blue long hair looked very pretty.
When several people heard about the seasick angel, their faces changed immediately, including Hojo Kyosuke. He was not seasick, but he thought that if the ship had an accident in the middle of the sea, even with his strength, he would not be able to swim back to the shore. Although there must be rescue equipment on the ship, it is well known that once the ship has an accident, it will definitely be in a situation where there is no way to seek help and no one can help. After all, if not, how can we survive in the next stage.
Yukino would probably be very happy, right?
Hojo Kyosuke called all his subordinates over, and after a brief discussion, they decided not to go out to sea. They were tigers on land, not dragons in the water, and it was reassuring to keep their feet on the ground.
"Haha~~A wise choice."
Ayukawa Hana smiled and said jokingly:
"Many tourists swear never to fish again after going out to sea once. A good start is the most important part of cultivating happiness."
Then she began to introduce the places where you can fish on the beach of Atami Port, the offshore embankment where the fireworks were set off before, the breakwater platform not far from the fishing tackle shop, and the rocky beach a little further away.
Hojo Kyosuke also begged Ayukawa Hana to look at some photos of the places, and then instantly ruled out the reef beach. In the middle of the night, he could cross again with a slip of his foot, but he was still a virgin!
Eikichi Onizuka was still shouting that he could catch crabs on the rocky beach, but Hojo Kyosuke directly inserted a bottle of sake with "Eijun" written on it into his mouth and forced him to shut up.
Noticing the strange look from Ayukawa Hana next to him, he quickly said, "This guy has a weak yang and is often thirsty. He must drink water frequently."
The girl smiled heartily, and then recommended a few beers that she thought were suitable for drinking while fishing. Everyone emptied the freezer in the store in an instant. Although the fishing tackle store is called a fishing tackle store, it is actually a multifunctional convenience store opened on the beach. It has everything that ordinary convenience stores have, but it also has the function of selling fishing licenses and fishing tackle.
After a long noisy argument, everyone finally picked out their own equipment with the help of Ayukawa Hana, and then headed to the port together. They were going to the offshore embankment where the fireworks were set off before. Hojo Kyosuke wanted to go and see it when he watched the fireworks before.
"There are treasures at the bottom of the rainbow." The same is true for fireworks. He wanted to take a picture to show Sakura and Mitsuha. If the girls are interested, they can buy some cold fireworks like fairy wands to play with, or they can get large fireworks and send Onitsuka and others to set them off secretly. Although they will be punished, there are not too many people who want to do such stupid things to attract attention. When picking up girls in the future, you can brag about it and say that you created a fireworks festival by yourself.
As they walked towards the seaside port, Hojo Kyosuke was still asking Ayukawa Hana how to wear a life jacket. Yes, this girl with fluffy hair like a platypus tail was also taken away by him. The amount they spent at one time was probably more than the store's weekly consumption, so when Hojo Kyosuke proposed to hire Ayukawa Hana as a fishing consultant, the boss generously said that it was free, and that providing services to everyone who likes fishing was his original intention of opening the store.
The boss even said that he was actually better at fishing and could personally guide everyone to ensure that everyone could catch a fish. Of course, Hojo Kyosuke refused without hesitation.
No one wants a bald fisherman like you to accompany them! Aren’t girls with braids that look like a platypus’ tail attractive?
The group brought a lot of things with them, including food they had packed when they left the Yamadaira Izakaya, drinks and beer they bought at the fishing tackle shop, fishing tools, and the still unconscious Tetsuta Kisaki. Fortunately, they were all strong young men and they moved all the things onto the bed in no time.
"It's so convenient. I can even bring all the cooking utensils with me, so I can eat the fish right after I catch it."
Ayukawa Hana exclaimed. (End of this chapter)
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