novelonline Chapter 839: It's too stingy to only taste Xue Ye's, try mine too
Chapter 839: It's too stingy to only taste Xue Ye's, try mine too
After Mitsuha Miyamizu, Naoka, Eriri, Sakura, Yukino and others also got the one-time use rights of Hojo Kyosuke.
Someone carried Shiyu on his back and ran around the group for 20 laps, and his vest got wet. In order to hide her excitement, Shiyu had to reveal that she had gained a little weight recently, and that Kyousuke had worked hard.
Then, under Yukino's supervision, he turned around thirty times and recited the Civil Code and the Criminal Code word for word. Don't ask him why he could recite these two laws. With such a large group of troublesome subordinates and his own small ambitions, what's wrong with spending such a tiny amount of time to study the law? Anyway, his brain is super useful.
It is worth mentioning that during the supervision process, Yukino found that her knowledge of the law was not as good as that of Hojo Kyousuke, which almost shocked her to the point of losing her soul. What is even more fatal is that when Eriri took out a scale to ask Kasumigaoka to prove her innocence, Yukino found that she had gained two pounds! !
The girl looked down at her chest stupidly, still lying flat and open, and murmured in disbelief:
"I used to have to cheat by wearing cotton clothes, cotton pants and cotton shoes in winter to gain this much weight, but now I have reached this weight easily. It's really... incredible."
I just weighed myself last night, but I've gained two pounds in just one day.
While everyone was watching Hojo Kyosuke and Shoko performing a play, Yukinoshita Yukino silently glanced at the underground around them.
Two empty bags of fruit jelly candies, given by Yotsuba. Five empty dark blue porcelain plates, used to hold tempura, empty, and this was not the kind of delicate plating you see in a normal restaurant with only a few bits of food, but the Hojo family's unique oversized portions. Two bags of potato chips, one with sea bream flavor and one with cheese flavor, empty. Speaking of which, potato chips are really scary. You can eat so many without even noticing.
As for drinks, I only remember going to the bathroom twice. I thought it was because of the structure of my female body, but now I think it was because I really drank too much. Damn, I took in so much sugar, no wonder I felt so happy tonight. I was tired during the day and should have rested early, but I was so energetic under the sweetness of sugar.
The girl quietly reached her hand under her belt into her clothes and carefully pinched her belly.
what……
Really, I really seem to have gained weight! ?
The fingers can easily pinch a layer of belly, and because the skin is very smooth, the belly immediately slips away from the fingertips. If Hojo Kyousuke were to do it, he would probably love the slippery touch, but Yukinoshita Yukino was stunned in place as if struck by lightning.
Don't look at what she says every day, the value of women cannot be measured superficially by the size of her breasts. But value is value, she is a perfect girl with both beauty and wisdom. The cup size of the breasts is not the bigger the better, but it must match the overall figure and temperament.
For example, she has a cool aura that comes from loneliness and knowledge. If she had a pair of obscene big breasts like that woman Kasumigaoka Utaha, how could she study? Her protruding breasts would press against the table, right? In that case, she would not be able to read and study in a healthy and standard sitting posture.
And that teacher "Xia Shizi", a best-selling novelist? Haha, Yukino was sure that she must be in great pain when she sat at her desk and typed on the keyboard. Because that pair of big breasts would not only affect the distance between her body and the computer desk, but also bring a huge load to her upper body. She might need a bra to support her. In short, she couldn't write much before she got tired and had backache.
In sharp contrast is Ms. Sawamura, whose petite and well-proportioned figure is exactly what Yukinoshita Yukino admires. She never gets tired no matter how long she sits at her desk to work or study. In reality, just as she imagined, Ms. Kasumi Shiko always delays her submissions, and the promised sequels are constantly delayed.
Yes, although she is not interested in that kind of love light novels, after getting to know Kasumigaoka Utaha through Hojo Kyosuke, a genius who spans the fields of comics, light novels and mystery novels, she adhered to etiquette (know yourself and know your opponent, and never lose in an argument), and Yukinoshita also read all of Kasumigaoka Utaha's works, and naturally had a deeper understanding of that woman.
Although Eriri wailed and scolded her unscrupulous mother who urged her to submit manuscripts every day, she always managed to finish her work before the deadline. Not long ago, she even worked hard to draw three amazing novel posters. This is completely the advantage brought by her slender body!
(Eri: If you say that again! If you say that again! I’ll kill you!)
This is also the reason why Yukino Yukinoshita has such a good impression of Eriri. In addition to the little golden retriever's sincere and cute personality, she also recognizes that she has the potential to become a perfect beautiful girl.
She is talented and hardworking, and has a slim, slender and beautiful figure!
(Eri: I put down the knife, but I didn’t put it down completely. I’ll be ready at any time…)
But now, now...
Oh my god, I actually have a belly...
Yukinoshita Yukino raised her head and looked ahead with a dull gaze, her eyes unfocused.
With one hand still pinching her belly, she had forgotten all the biological and physiological knowledge she had learned in the past, such as that gaining weight during puberty is essential for physical development, and that the fat in women's lower abdomen is for protection... and so on. Now she just wanted to throw the unfinished fried food at Hojo Kyosuke's face and ask him why he used such a vicious conspiracy against her!
"Kyosuke~~~"
Yamauchi Sakura shouted in a long voice, and Hojo Kyosuke, who was familiarizing himself with the lines of the script, immediately let out a sigh.
"These are cold, can you heat them up for me?"
Yingliang pointed at the pile of food in front of him in a coquettish manner. This guy was extremely greedy. He obviously couldn't eat that much, but he wanted everything he saw, so he grabbed a lot of it around him.
This made things difficult for Yukinoshita Yukino. She didn't know how to refuse her friends, so no matter what Sakura handed her, she would politely eat it all... She couldn't finish it at all!
At the beginning, Mitsuha was worried and quietly asked Sakura if she was eating so much to confuse Kyosuke. If so, she could help eat some secretly. After all, when they first met, Sakura used the detail that Kyosuke didn't let her eat too much ice cream to see through her true identity. Although there were other evidences such as bathing and aromatherapy, Kyosuke was definitely very careful in his concern for Sakura's diet.
Unexpectedly, Yingliang looked at her strangely and said in a caring tone:
"What are you thinking about, Sanye? Apart from taking medicine, I am now healthier than anyone else. I can even eat and drink those foods and drinks that I used to be afraid of affecting my health. After all, my health value can't be lowered any lower, haha~~"
Laugh at your head!
Miyamizu Mitsuha almost cursed, but when she came to her senses, she couldn't help but smile.
No matter what... at least Sakura now...
"Heat it up?"
Hojo Kyosuke came over, bent down and picked up a ball of cabbage tempura from Sakura's plate.
Wow...
The greasy feeling of fried vegetables after they cool down is really despairing.
He couldn't help but grin, and quickly picked up Sanye's grape drink and took a sip.
Huh? Add wine?
Licking his lips, he looked at the purple drink in his hand in surprise, and saw Mitsuha's rosy face through the glass. His eyes moved right to Yingliang's face, and as expected, it was the same cute blush.
He put down Mitsuha's Sakura and picked up Sakura's cup. This time, he smelled a faint smell of alcohol before he even took a sip. It was probably Suntory's whiskey. The smell was very familiar, a sweet honey flavor that even a large amount of peach juice couldn't cover up.
The gaze shifted again, Yukino... um, there's no need to look at this.
Yukino Baixiang's face is the most delicate among everyone, with skin so white that it seems transparent. The moment the sunlight shines on her face, it seems to flow through her skin into the delicate blood vessels, making her already fair face seem to glow.
Once, Hojo Kyosuke and Yukino were walking on the ridge between the fields in Itomori. The rain came suddenly, and before the two could find a place to shelter from the rain, the dark clouds dispersed and the sun appeared. The golden and white sunlight kept shining through the raindrops and fell on Yukino's face.
At that moment, he saw a rainbow on the woman's face.
However, Yukino is such a slender girl who likes to escape and is easily shy, but she rarely shows it on her face after drinking.
Even though there were a brandy and a whiskey bottle on the floor, her delicate face was still only slightly flushed, like the rouge on an ink painting, beautiful and delicate. She was not like Hiratsuka Shizuka next to her, who was already breathing in the smell of alcohol.
"Would you like a drink, Hojo-kun?"
Yukino pursed her lips and chuckled, holding the cup with her left hand and the bottom of the cup with her right hand to raise the glass. She seemed to want to cover her face with her arms, as if she was embarrassed to let Hojo see her drunken state.
The heat brought by the alcohol made several mature ladies quietly open their collars a little. Xue Ye sat sideways, with her two slender legs running from the side to the back of her body.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled happily: "I just want to try Yukino's flavor."
How could he possibly reject Yukino's feelings? If it weren't for the two troublesome guys, Yono and Shizuka Hiratsuka, he would definitely sit down and let Yukino lean on her, and whisper in her ear how cute and charming her innocent behavior after drinking was.
Of course, Miki-sister is also very cute~~
He bent down and stretched out his hand to take Xue Ye's cup, but two hands crossed from left to right, and before Xue Ye could react, two small cups of unknown wine were poured into the cup.
"Hehe~~ It's too stingy to only taste Xue Xueye's taste, can you taste mine too?"
Yukinoshita Haruno giggled and looked at Hojo Kyosuke teasingly with her big eyes.
This woman really knows how to use her body to her advantage. A glance or even a slight raise of her eyebrows can make the person looking at her come up with many ideas.
The hand next to it belongs to Shizuka Hiratsuka. Sister Miki almost never makes things difficult for Hojo Kyosuke. The beauty of a mature big sister is displayed to the fullest on her. No wonder Kenzo Chikano and Tsuyoshi Oosaka are so envious just by following Hojo Kyosuke as a guest once. They always show off for Hojo Kyosuke in front of other friends every time they get together and chat.
Xue Ye, who was originally smiling, immediately lost her smile. Her willow-like thin eyebrows slightly frowned as she looked at the bastards on both sides.
Seeing this, Hojo Kyosuke quickly took the wine glass and drank it all, then put it back into Yukino's hand and said with a smile:
"That cup just now was just enough to cleanse the taste in my mouth. Xue Ye, please make me another cup."
He didn't want Xue Ye to be affected by his mood.
But this woman, Yang No, is really bad. Hojo Kyosuke swallowed his saliva. That guy added at least 100 ml of Jagermeister to his drink, which is the most unpalatable among many liqueurs.
Xue Ye then smiled again, as if she was not the one who was angry just a second ago.
After drinking Yukino and Miki's wine, Hojo Kyosuke returned to Sakura and sat down.
"Heating? The most basic respect for food is to eat it right after it's been cooked! Except for leftovers as midnight snacks!"
Having said this, he quickly ate up all the food that was visible to the naked eye.
After all the physical activity he had just done, he was indeed a little hungry.
As for the stomach?
Haha, what a joke! If you only feed your stomach with healthy, delicious and nutritious food, how can your stomach and intestines become stronger? !
You have to eat a lot of unhealthy junk food so that your internal organs can get exercise!
Ordinary people might die, but Hojo Kyosuke believes in his body!
Invincible internal organs, move, digest, absorb quickly, and then become stronger quickly!
Listening to Hojo Kyosuke's outrageous remarks and watching him eat all the cold food like a whirlwind sweeping up fallen leaves, Yukinoshita Yukino cutely widened her eyes, her lips twitched slightly, and her eyes were hesitant.
She wanted to ask Hojo Kyosuke to let her pinch his belly to see if he still had those well-defined abdominal muscles, or if he already had a small belly like hers.
Hmm...if I get the big adventure later, should I make this request?
No, it's better to cover it up a little and let him do a hundred push-ups.
Hojo Kyosuke turned his head and glanced at Nozomi. The girl was busy giving instructions to Yotsuba Yuzuru, Eriri and others around her.
Glass's Great Adventure is a re-enactment of the animation in which he first dubbed, that is, "Dragon Sword Fighter" which has the aura of a flop even from its name.
After drinking a little wine, Glass thought hard and finally came up with this good idea.
At that time, her lines consisted of only three words, "Who is that?", which was even worse than the animation.
But Kyosuke guessed the reason why she chose this role immediately.
She, Nishimiya Glass, is an unknown villager whose original painting was too lazy to even draw her face, but she is the first person to see the hero and shout out.
It was she who announced to everyone the arrival of the hero.
Glass smiled and said to Eriri:
"Eri, you can be Villager A and say "Who is that?". As soon as you finish saying that, I will immediately shout "It's Hero!""
"Eh? Why am I Villager A? I'd rather say your lines, Nitro-chan!"
Eriri's protest was undoubtedly rejected instantly.
"No, that's my line!"
Glass's smile was silly, but she was very determined. (End of this chapter)