novelonline Chapter 854 How can I be worthy of you, the best person in my heart, if I don't do this?
Chapter 854 How can I be worthy of you, the best person in my heart, if I don't do this?
Amid the praises, Hojo Kyosuke's expression changed from stiff to natural, and then he nodded slightly to express his approval of the interpretations of Inoue Miyaji and others.
Now he just hopes that he can become famous more slowly, and that he will not see his work on the Chinese novel test in the central examination two years from now. If he accidentally fails to get a full score, it will surely become a hot topic on the Internet.
After leaving a lot of signatures, Hojo Kyosuke led the group to the next destination. To put it bluntly, the purpose of coming to the shrine is to make a wish. In addition to throwing money and making a wish, you also have to hang ema, which is one of the great pleasures of the shrine, because the dazzling array of ema will always be an eye-opener.
But in the end, before leaving, the little witch and her fangirl mother came out of the office.
After figuring out what happened, Hojo Kyosuke burst into laughter, then squatted down and touched the little witch's head.
"How old is Xiaomei now?" he asked with a smile.
The little witch answered crisply: "Six years old!"
"Six years old? You're really tall!"
Hojo Kyosuke's smile became warmer and warmer, and even his mother, who was standing beside him with her hands nervously clenched together, couldn't help but squat down and wanted to stretch her head over to ask for a touch. Fortunately, she finally controlled herself at the last second.
Well, if there weren't suspects like number one, two, three, four, five, etc. staring at him, the woman would have already rushed over with a scream. After all, everyone on the Internet said that Hojo-sensei was very friendly to his fans. Even if someone tried to take advantage of him, he would just smile and wave his hands to block them. For those who were good-looking, he would even allow them to pose in a more intimate pose for photos.
This is the wisdom of Hojo Kyosuke, just like a writer's field trip, as long as he keeps field tripping, no matter what he does, it won't be strange. As long as there are photos of him with women everywhere, no matter who he goes shopping with, it won't be a big deal.
Hearing the handsome brother's praise, the little witch immediately smiled with joy, and her teeth with two missing teeth looked extremely funny.
"But, you will have ten six-year-olds, or even twenty six-year-olds, so there is no need to rush into finding a boyfriend. In your future life, you will definitely meet someone who is truly right for you."
Hojo Kyosuke smiled. He thought what he said was very good. Children love to fantasize the most. After reading fairy tales, they look forward to meeting their prince charming. It is natural to think that their future life will be wonderful, isn't it?
But he overlooked the stubbornness and greed of children. If children were asked to do Socrates' experiment of picking wheat ears, I believe all children would do better than Plato, because as long as they see something good, they will hold it tightly and never let go, even if they see something better later, they will just extend another hand.
Sure enough, the little witch thought for less than half a second, then cutely frowned and asked:
"Will he be as handsome as his older brother?"
Hojo Kyosuke was stunned. He really couldn't answer this question.
Ying Lili next to her snorted proudly, laughed and said it was absolutely impossible!
The little witch's mouth shrank when she heard this: "Then I still want a handsome brother!"
Eriri became even more proud and opened her mouth to show off, but was quickly covered by Mitsuha.
"Idiot! If you say that again, that brat will start crying!"
These words frightened Ying Lili. It was impossible to comfort her after she started crying, so she knew what other children were like.
The palace steward next to him didn't know whether to laugh or cry. If it weren't for the fact that Hojo teacher seemed to like children very much, he would have scolded the employees for not making trouble.
In the end, after making the promise of "If you still can't find a boyfriend more handsome than this handsome brother after 20 years, this handsome brother will help you find a solution", Hojo Kyosuke was finally able to get away.
Unlike other children who have strong possessiveness and jealousy, his sister Kashiko is very generous towards her brother's contact with other children. Hojo Kyosuke thinks this may be the result of her usual training. After all, if she really wants to be jealous, she can't be jealous of that much.
His calligraphy was not given for free. Chief Inoue directly took out the company's... No, it's the shrine's, the shrine's product list for everyone to choose from.
I took six or seven of the yellow, black, white and three-color Bull King Treasure Seals. This thing is not cheap, a thin one costs 1,000 yen, but if you consider the power of the gods on it, it will seem quite cheap, and make people doubt whether it can really bring blessings at such a low price? Isn't it true that the Buddha only saves people with one yen?
Especially now that everyone is getting it for free, the wealthy Ying Lili wanted to take out her wallet to pay several times, but was stopped by everyone.
Other amulets such as the Passing Amulet, the Misfortune-eliminating Amulet, the Good Luck Amulet, etc. are also available for everyone. The most popular one is the Sickness-Healing Amulet, because it looks the most exquisitely made and is the only one that comes with a wooden box. According to the chief priest Inoue, this is the most effective amulet at Izusan Jinja Shrine. After all, it is a hot spring town, so it has some special talents in healing diseases, so... the price is 2,000 yen.
Hojo Kyosuke believed it. After all, it was free, so he gave one to each person and packed up a bunch of them to take back to Tokyo to give as gifts.
Inoue priest was very enthusiastic to help pack, and also asked if we needed help with mailing, they have cooperation with the post office, mailing is also very fast. Because Hojo teacher said that there will be a lottery on his personal website later, which is equivalent to advertising for their shrine for free!
Hojo Kyosuke gave traffic safety guards to senior Shiyu and Mitsuha separately, because they were the only two people in Ruyi Dormitory who had driver's licenses. Well, although Yukino was old enough, she didn't take a driver's license test at all. As for Yang No and Shizuka who were shouting that it was unfair, of course no one paid any attention to them.
Although he was a little surprised that the gods had expanded their authority to transportation, and was very skeptical about how effective it would be, he thought that after sending out this amulet, whenever Mitsuha and Shiyu saw the amulet hanging on the car while driving, they would think of his concern for them, and the girls would naturally drive carefully.
Someone suddenly realized what the so-called gods were, and that they were indeed the crystallization of human hearts.
So he naturally asked for a study guard for Hui, and prepared to give it to her when they met.
The ema for writing wishes also took a bunch of beautifully decorated high-quality goods. When leaving the social affairs office, Hojo Kyosuke directly held a small box in his hand. He spent a second calculating in his mind and found that such a small box was worth 230,000.
After whispering this information to Yotsuba, they both said that running a shrine is indeed a good business. You have to know that the sale of amulets is not even a drop in the bucket in the income of shrines and temples. Other special visits, first harvest materials and donations are the big ones. The most important thing is that the income from religious activities of shrines is not taxable. So even though some local shrines are numerous and prosperous, the local governments are extremely poor.
Okudera Miki, who was standing nearby and listening to the constant chatter of the big and small, almost died of laughter. She smiled inwardly and interrupted:
"Sister Yotsuba, do you still need investment? If you are short of money, I can invest in you."
As she spoke she glanced at someone secretly.
Siye's eyes widened immediately and she asked in shock, "Can this be invested in?"
Miki Okudera smiled and said, "Of course, religion is easier than creating a new club in school."
Yotsuba looked back at her two followers and her new friend Yuzuru, then looked at Lord Yukinoshita. Aren’t these... enough people?
I don't even need to seize my sister's heir status to create my own shrine! ?
The little girl felt like her heart was about to jump out. It was too exciting!
She immediately came up to Yukinoshita Yukino and started whispering and gesticulating, probably describing the bright future of the shrine.
When they arrived at the place where the ema were hung, Hojo Kyosuke started looking at the ema while others were writing their wishes.
"Ema" is really just a wooden plaque with a horse painted on it. In the past, horses were sacrificed during festivals in Japan, but not everyone could afford a horse, so they just painted a fake one to fool people.
The first ema made Hojo Kyosuke unable to hold back his laughter.
"Stay in the new year!!! 2012/2/22 Tanaka Wang"
The so-called avoidance of repeating a year means not to repeat a grade, but from the three exclamation marks, Hojo Kyosuke was basically certain that the girl named Tanaka Nozomi must have repeated a grade.
"I hope I can successfully complete a superhero appearance!! **/*/* Yamamoto Minami"
Perhaps fearing that the gods wouldn’t know what a superhero-style appearance was, this guy even drew a simple explanation on the painted horse.
"I hope to meet a kind girl, preferably between 17 and 23 years old, with a family fortune of more than 20 billion, and both parents... My parents really like incompetent and docile sons-in-law. The height should not be higher than 150cm, but the breast size should not be lower than D, and the weight can be a little higher, about 50kg..."
There should be more words on the back of the ema, because Hojo Kyosuke saw a reverse arrow at the end. Because of his strong sense of identification, he raised his hand and flipped it over to take a look:
"It would be best if my personality is socially anxious, I cannot get in touch with men other than me, and I love only me with all my heart... If God can't even fulfill such a simple wish, please give me enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. I really don't want to work anymore!!!"
At the end of Ema's name, there is no name written openly like the previous two, but only the initials.
You bastard, you actually have a sense of shame? You really just made a wish, right?
Hojo Kyosuke was very jealous that this man could write down his daydreams openly.
He was criticizing this man in his mind, and was thinking about his requests and wanting to use them, but when he turned his eyes away he almost burst out laughing.
"This stuff is all a lie!!!"
Right next to the daydreaming man, an ema with a dead fish face painted on it started to spit.
Next to the dead fish face, Ema was equally irritable: "I hope that all the evening news will be reruns of cartoons. If not, I hope that all the wishes here will not come true!"
Hahahaha, what kind of people are they?
Of course, in addition to these abstract ones, there are also some very cute ones.
"I hope to become a cow."
Hojo Kyosuke was so scared that he quickly turned around to look at his sister and found that the little girl was still writing with the help of her father.
This is not a good wish, you will be eaten!
"I hope to become Ultraman Taro"
This is good!
"I hope our school's baseball team can get into Koshien this year!"
Hojo Kyosuke felt a little sorry when he saw this wish, because this person did not write the name of the person but the name of the school. Unfortunately, that school was in the same competition area as Sobu High School, and the date on the ema was also that year.
Poor kid, why not consider repeating a grade? Or just transfer to another school? Otherwise, you will definitely not see that scene.
Another regretful youth.
"I want to be a top painter!"
Wow! You are so confident that you don’t even mention hope. Are you here to declare war on God?
Hojo Kyosuke smiled and said, "Let me check the name. If I can find it, I'll catch you and make you my slave."
Lily? Haha, it's actually Eriri who's so stupid...
Someone's smile froze and he quickly turned around, and saw Eriri.
The girl in a green sportswear and a baseball cap stood with her hands on her hips, looking up at the ema board with a nonchalant expression on her face, as if to say that they were all weaklings!
Seeing that someone finally noticed her, Eriri coughed quickly and said calmly, "So, isn't my wish great?"
Hojo Kyosuke immediately complimented, "I've looked through the entire ema board, and I feel that the only wish that can really come true is yours, the supervisor!"
The corners of the girl's mouth rose five degrees, but she still tried her best to maintain a calm demeanor.
Someone continued to compliment, "After all, everyone else is making a wish, only you! Only Lily-sama, the chief painter of Carbonate, is reading out the predetermined future!"
The corners of the girl's mouth turned up 15 degrees, almost turning her into a war god with a crooked mouth.
"If I were a god, I would come down to earth immediately to offer congratulations. After all, if Lady Lily could help draw a picture of the god, wouldn't the incense offerings crush those of other gods?"
The girl's mouth corners raised...
"Hahahahaha—you! You're talking nonsense!"
The blonde princess smiled so hard that her back teeth were exposed. She kept patting Kyousuke's shoulders with one hand, and said modestly and proudly:
"Even if what you said is true, you can't say that! This is a shrine, we have to respect the gods!"
Hojo Kyosuke didn't even have a chance to say anything, because Eriri was so happy that she took off her cap and started to "wave" her golden twin ponytails. God knows why she wore a hat and tied twin ponytails.
"Ah! Really, how can you praise others like you do!"
Ying Lili's eyes were so big that they turned into crescents. She said happily:
"Don't do that next time! If others hear it, they'll think we're showing off!"
Hojo Kyosuke quickly added, "That won't work! If we have this ability, we should show it well!"
The girl then laughed even more wildly:
"Oh no! I should have changed to a bigger ema!"
Someone: "Where's Inoue? Good Inoue! Bring me a knife. I should be able to cut down the trees here, right?"
"You actually have to make it now? Isn't that too much trouble?"
Eriri opened her eyes wide.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled, bent down and stretched out his right hand.
"How else can you be worthy of the best painter in my mind, Ms. Sawamura Spencer Eriri?"
The girl murmured softly: "Is that so..." (End of this chapter)