Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 991: All those who want to take my little cabbage should die

Today's Sobu High School is more bustling than ever.

Although we often saw news about Hojo Kyosuke on TV, magazines and the Internet in the past, although the impact was serious, it did not feel real.

Yesterday was different. So many superstars gathered at Sobu High School and lined up to come to the door. Hojo-san knocked them all down like a game of whack-a-mole. The students of Sobu High School were all very excited.

When I went home and told my parents about it, I got beaten up.

"You actually met the entire Yomiuri Giants team!? Why didn't you tell me, you bastard! Section Chief Nakamura and I are both their loyal fans! If the section chief is happy, I might get a bonus next month!"

"Your pocket money for next month is gone!"

Probably that's it.

Although the fans of Japanese entertainment stars are very crazy and obsessive, their influence is far less than that of the super aces who dominate the Diamond Stadium.

Even being invited to throw the first pitch before the start of each baseball game has become an important indicator to measure the status and popularity of Japanese women. There are many lucky ones who perform well at the first pitch and thus have a bright future in the entertainment industry.

If the event at school is organized by a certain celebrity or a variety show, the parents may curse the school for its nonsense, or simply call various places to complain, eventually causing the school and the celebrity to come out and bow, apologize and cry.

But if it is like the case of Hojo Kyosuke, where the guests are sports stars, or more accurately baseball stars, then the parents will behave like mindless fans.

In a sense, it is quite positive, as it allows athletes to have a qualified status.

Thinking of this, Hojo Kyosuke turned his head and looked at Yamauchi Sakura and said:

"Why hasn't anyone called me the Baseball Sage yet? Logically, this should have happened a long time ago."

Yamauchi Sakura next to him was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said:

"Yes, Kyosuke, yes! Now from Japan to America and even on the Internet all over the world, everyone calls you "the almighty god who controls the diamond stadium", or "the natural enemy of genius", or "the god of victory"..."

"Okay! That's enough! I already fully understand, don't say any more!"

Hojo Kyosuke quickly stopped him.

The Japanese talent for naming is so good that it is unmatched in the world. Combined with America's lunacy, it is so lively. Even ordinary nicknames are not enough to satisfy the fanatical baseball fans. Everyone gave Hojo Kyosuke a nickname based on their own team's perspective.

For example, fans of the Texas Rangers nicknamed him "The Hand of Texas", describing his pitching and swinging as divine punishment, and no one in Texas could defeat him.

It is worth mentioning that this team did not actually come to Japan at all, which means that they did not participate in the pursuit of Hojo Kyosuke, because their results were not good and they had no money, so they did not join in the fun at all.

However, fans in America did not know this, and when the New York Yankees and other teams posted tweets before their departure, the manager of the Rangers also randomly posted one, which led their fans to believe that this land also had a chance to have Hojo Kyosuke.

Another example is the Hanshin Tigers. They simply gave the name "Hanshin Tigers" to Hojo Kyosuke. This nickname is too unlucky, so when it first came out, Hojo Kyosuke directly tweeted to veto it, asking everyone to be more artistic.

Want art? That's easy, how about a ham master? The manager of the Hokkaido Ham Fighters said that as long as the team gets Hojo Kyosuke, they will launch a series of co-branded ham sausages and mascots within three months.

Hojo Kyosuke, who was sitting in Ruyi Liao, drinking wine, eating roast duck, admiring the moon and the beauties, spat out a mouthful of wine when he saw the news.

What the hell, Ham Master co-branded ham sausage, I'm not EVA, how can I co-brand everything, get out of here quickly. Don't you see what products are related to me? Pens, notebooks... I'm a national teacher!

By the way, why don’t those luxury car companies have baseball teams? Wouldn’t it be nice to have the world’s only “Hojo Kyosuke customized supercar”?

There are countless other messy nicknames. The Japanese at least stole some Chinese words, so the nicknames they got are quite interesting, but the Americans are just disgusting. They are either God, the devil, or lightning, which are simple, crude and have no aesthetic appeal.

In short, the same old saying applies: in the Internet age, entertainment is everything. Baseball fans care about whether their team can get God, while passers-by only care about when these fans will fight to the death.

Before I even got close to the main gate of Sobu High School, while I was still walking on the campus street outside, classmates would come up to me from time to time and call out Hojo Kyousuke's name, greet him, and then respectfully ask:

"Hojo-san, I wonder if there will be any testing sessions today. If there is, could you please ask Principal Koneko to open the campus? My father and the leaders of his company are all big baseball fans."

"Please, my dad said that if he gets a promotion he will take our whole family on vacation to Hawaii this summer."

A little second-grade girl stood in front of Hojo Kyosuke and the other two, with her hands clasped together and bent over, praying.

With her leading the way, the students who had been wandering around furtively no longer hesitated, and all gathered around, begging in various ways.

This is not moral kidnapping or anything like that, because this matter does not require any trouble for Hojo Kyosuke at all. The only one that will be troubled is the school, and the school should be happy to expand its influence.

Hojo Kyosuke has always been very generous to his fans, and even more so to his classmates. He immediately smiled and agreed, saying that he would go to lobby the principal as soon as he arrived at the school.

“Wuhu——!!”

"Long live Hojo-san!"

"From today on, I am the most loyal believer of the Baseball Immortal!"

"..."

Amidst the cheers, Hojo Kyosuke walked into the school surrounded by the crowd. Thanks to his experience at Dongcheng High School, he was now able to deal with the situation in front of him calmly.

After all, no matter how enthusiastic these ordinary students are, how can they compare to those crazy angels who scream "Dogeza" all the time.

Upon hearing that there would be no less number of teams coming for the test today than yesterday, Nishimiya Glass shook her head quietly in her heart, feeling a little sympathetic for those guests who came from afar.

At my own celebration party last night, which started with Eriri, Kyousuke-kun had already explained everything about professional baseball.

The Neon High School Athletic Union (Koyaren) stipulates that signing any professional contract will result in the student's disqualification from participating in the Koshien, and the identification of professional athletes does not distinguish between sports types. In other words, those football teams who want to steal the chicken are doomed to tragedy, unless Hojo Kyosuke abandons his identity as a campus hero.

But this is obviously impossible, let alone Hojo Kyosuke. Ask those billionaires, if they are still financially free, would they rather make tens of millions more or spend a high school life surrounded by beautiful women and admired by everyone.

Moreover, when Nishiko wanted to go directly to a vocational school, Hojo Kyosuke said that they should all go to high school together. It goes without saying how much Sakura and Nishiko were looking forward to high school, and this was something that could never be changed.

With such a consensus, the next things were easily solved, and Tetsuta Kisaki easily developed the "borrowing blame strategy".

In simple terms, it is to use those unsuspecting baseball teams to infinitely expand the influence of their big brother, and then plunder the resources that should belong to baseball players, such as endorsement advertisements for sports brands, car companies, clothing...

Anyway, all they want is influence, and they use joining the team as bait to coax these world-famous superstars to come over to get beaten up by their big brother. This way, even if they don't participate in the competition, it won't prevent them from taking away the title of the world's strongest.

As for whether the commercial value of those stars who were beaten to the point of losing their morale by Hojo Kyosuke will decrease? That has nothing to do with us. We should be grateful that we didn't really go to the professional arena and beat them up every day.

Xisaki had no psychological burden in doing such a sinister thing, and of course, neither did Hojo Kyosuke. However, Xisaki had to explain to the team alone in the end.

It is important to note here that the blame for not joining the professional league must be put on the team, otherwise the fans will feel that they are being fooled, and that would be terrible.

There are so many things to do here.

However, Hojo Kyosuke and Kisaki Tetsuta only discussed it for a few dozen minutes and it was done.

Finally, this carnival centered around "the Almighty God who controls the diamond stadium" will end like this:

The teams were not ready to welcome a true god, whether it was a training plan or other material conditions, and the original players were not mentally prepared. So, I'm sorry, all the loyal fans, we couldn't bring Hojo Kyousuke back.

And dear Hojo Kyosuke is like a pure and flawless white lotus, standing in front of the camera and saying:

“I would love to give audiences around the world more exciting and higher-level performances, but it’s clear that the world is not ready for me yet (bitter smile).

But this is not a bad thing (forced smile). You all know that I am a high school student. I have my own school, classmates and teachers who respect and love me. I have made up my mind to challenge Koshien with my companions. Even if I cannot bring the winning flag back to Sobu High School, I want to make my youth without regrets.

Thank you everyone, please continue to follow me! ”

Look, look at this note, who wouldn’t be confused after reading it?

The high school students in Japan are going crazy when they see this. Our Koshien is even more important than participating in the American Major League. Hojo-kun is really loyal!

The Japanese high school baseball department is going crazy. You are the only one who wants to challenge? "Even if I can't bring the winning flag back to Sobu High School, I will make my youth without regrets." Is this human language? Please go and play professionally! Shit!

Tetsuta Kisaki will lead his navy to start a new round of marketing. Film production companies, publishing houses...all parts related to Hojo Kyosuke will benefit. Everyone will work together to push him to the altar and reap greater profits.

Nishimiya Glass shook her head silently in her heart, but she had no intention of speaking for those teams.

Wouldn't it be nice for Kyousuke to stay in high school? Wouldn't it be nice to go to class while watching Kyousuke sleeping cutely? Wouldn't it be nice to enjoy a lunch box with Kyousuke on the rooftop? We could participate in club activities, sports festivals, exams, art classes together...

Every day, as she goes through these ordinary daily routines, Nishimiya Glass feels like she is dreaming.

Can I really have such a wonderful life?

An ordinary daily life was once a dream that she could never achieve no matter how hard she tried.

Thinking of this, the girl's steps became lighter. She quietly slowed down and stepped back from walking side by side with Sakura to stand next to Kyousuke.

Glass held the schoolbag in her arms with both hands. With every step she took, her body swayed slightly, and her elbow touched Hojo Kyosuke inadvertently.

The classmates around her were unaware of it, and the girl felt even more excited about doing something bad secretly. Her body swayed even more, and she gently touched him with her shoulders again and again.

Hojo Kyosuke chuckled in his heart, adjusted his pace, and played games with Glass, helping this idiot to cover up a little. Later, other students will think she is drunk.

After a while, Yamauchi Sakura in front also retreated to the other side, and she and Glass bumped into someone on the left and right.

Walking on the campus avenue, the three of them swayed in unison like funny anime characters, oblivious to the people around them, with only each other in their eyes. The students who wanted to come forward to say hello also kept their mouths shut.

When he arrived at the floor where the classroom was located, as soon as he walked up the stairs, Hojo Kyosuke heard two angry voices.

Well, if I remember correctly, it was Hikigaya Hachiman and Kawasaki Saki.

Yamauchi Sakura's eyes lit up, and he left the two of them behind and quickly ran towards the door of the crowded classroom.

Hojo Kyosuke followed, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Amid the voices of "Hojo-san is here" and "Hojo-san is here", the onlookers stepped aside to make way, and Yamauchi Sakura, who relied on his power, walked into the classroom with a swagger.

Sure enough, on the podium, Hikigaya Hachiman and Kawasaki Saki were spitting at each other from the left and right, their angry expressions as if they had accumulated nine lifetimes of hatred. The reason they didn't take action was because Totsuka Ayaka was standing between them.

The little angel was of a very cute height, and raised her hands to block the two men's heads, probably with her palms all sprayed with saliva.

A pretty and lovely face was full of embarrassment and pleading, and the mouth spoke some lovely and sincere words.

Hojo Kyosuke, who was standing nearby watching the show, finally understood what was happening after hearing a few words. To put it simply, it was a war between brother-con and sister-con.

Zaimokuza, who was hiding in the corner to cheer for Hikigaya, saw Hojo Kyosuke coming and quickly pulled his clothes to remind him. Unexpectedly, Hikigaya waved his hand and shouted passionately:

"Minister Hojo will definitely support me in this matter!"

Hearing this, the students in Class F of the first year all turned to look at Hojo Kyosuke, and Yamauchi Sakura acted as a substitute and asked a question.

Hojo Kyosuke: "Yes, of course I support Hachiman!"

Why? Because I don't have a brother, only a sister. Anyone who wants to take my little girl should die! (End of this chapter)